Hillary Up On 'Tyra'
Will American Politics Ever Be The Same?
Hillary Clinton will appear on the Tyra Banks Show this Friday. Apparently she's in desperate need of the dumb tart vote.
Of course Tyra asks the hard hitting questions, like what we're meant to call Bill if Hillary wins the White House. Hillary's response? "Here are some of the things that have been suggested, like ‘ First Mate.’ His Scottish friends say ‘First Laddy.’ But we need ideas…I’ll just keep calling him Bill.”
Awwww, don't it just make you want to squeeze Clinton's cheeks?
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Whos? Hillarys or Bills?
Sweet Jesus, I hope Tyra doesn't eat her
Nooo!!!! Politicians cannot start appearing on Tyra! They just can't! I guess I can see why Hillary would go on the show though: courting the demographic her watches her stupid show, plus its bound to be a softball interview seeing as how Tyra is an idiot and likes to spend half the time talking about herself.
Oh, oh, oh!! What a great idea. Tyra should announce whoever wins the Democratic primaries. She can have them come before her with her stern face on and the fashion judges behind her.
She starts out with her standard, "I have two beautiful Presidential Candidates before me, but I'm holding only one picture in my hands. Then she can read the beads of each one of them in turn. Then with the standard, "The loser must immediately return to their room, pack their bags, and leave the house." Then she announces the winner while the loser reacts badly!!! Talk about appealing to the young voter!!