A new study has found a link between anal sex and incontinence, but it’s not as bad as you might think. Rumors that Adolf Hilter was either a little gay or a lot bisexual sparked a debate over same-sex marriage in Ireland. And alleged photos of shirtless Sen. Marco Rubio at a gay foam party in Miami emerged online. These are just a few of the wild, wonky, weird ass news stories that circulated this first week of February in the year 2016.
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City worker busted for allegedly running one-man prostitution ring while on the job
A city worker in Chattanooga is suspected of using his department-issued phone, computer and vehicle to pimp himself out to guys on Craigslist, giving new meaning to working the night shift. Public Works employee Sherman Higdon has been placed on administrative leave while the investigates. Your taxpayer dollars at work.
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Married dentist accused of molesting anaesthetized male patient
Just in case you needed further evidence that all dentists are creepy and evil (kidding!), 43-year-old, married father of six Bilal Ahmed was charged with first-degree sexual assault after a male patient accused him of knocking him out with laughing gas then forcing him to perform oral sex while sedated. A court hearing is scheduled for February 17.
Report claims Adolf Hitler was “7:1 homosexual or 8:0 bisexual”
A flyer opposing same-sex marriage circulated in Ireland claiming Adolf Hitler was “7:1 homosexual or 8:0 bisexual” and “used his homosexual formation, the SS, to commit almost the whole Holocaust.” Therefore, the flyer argues, marriage equality must be banned immediately. Or something.
Mennonite pastor comes out as gay, celebrates by staying married to a woman
Mennonite pastor Pieter Niemeyer and his wife of 20 years, Sue, announced that they will stay married despite Pieter coming out publicly on the show Daily XTRA. “My being a gay man and having sexual attraction is what it is,” Niemeyer said, “but everybody navigates their sexual attraction in honor of whatever relationships they are in.” Even, evidently, non-sexual marriages.
Father of three regrets tattooing giant penis on his leg, says it makes him feel gay
34-year-old married father of three Stuart Valentino says the crude figure he tattooed on his leg in a drunken stupor is ruining his sex life. “When you look down there is another penis staring at us,” he said on an episode of Bodyshockers in the U.K. “It is like having an unwanted threesome. I don’t think life will be the same until it is gone!” Moral of the story: Never keep your tattoo gun and your booze in the same place.
New study links anal sex t0 increased risk of incontinence
A national health survey published in the American Journal of Gastroenterology finds that nearly 12 percent of men who reported having anal sex with other men also suffer from incontinence, compared with about 5 percent of men who did not. But don’t worry, guys. After interviewing over 6,100 adults, researchers determined that anal sex alone probably doesn’t cause incontinence (phew!). But they urged refraining from the behavior if experiencing pain or blood (duh!).
Sen. Marco Rubio “outed” for attending gay Miami foam party in the ’90s
In the phony scandal of the week, The Public Intelligence Blog reported photographic evidence of Sen. Marco Rubio enjoying himself at a gay foam party in Miami back in the ’90s. See the dude on the right whose identifying features are being completely covered up by that other dude just below him? That, according to The Public Intelligence Blog, is the third place winner in the 2016 Republican Iowa Caucus, and a man with a great chance to be the next president of the United States.
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doug105
Hitler Was a Christian
Stache
@doug105: This is concerning to me. I think we need to stop Christians from marrying and take their rights away then.
Eloe Elwe
Oh come On!
Don’t you have anything better to report on?
Useless BS is all this is!
Bryguyf69
As a health care provider with a large gay patient population, I get asked the anal sex question a lot. Based on a previous study, I’ve always replied that incontinence is not an issue as long as penetration is not forced. If I’m not mistaken, an earlier study confirmed that the sphincters of bottoms are looser, but not so much so that control is lost. I’ll have to look at this new study to see if I need to revise my answer.
Bromancer7
@Bryguyf69: Guys I’ve spoken to over the years that are into fisting have all said it’s not true. In fact, it’s just the opposite; that by increasing the flexibility of the sphincter it also increases its strength.
QJ201
My 19yr old self turned bright red when an older gay man once said to me (of fisting and toys)… Never put anything up there bigger than what you’ve seen come out of there.
LubbockGayMale
Practice improves the elasticity and strength of the anus, so do it often, do it tight! 🙂
Billy Budd
Hitler was definitely gay. A historian proved it (The Hidden Hitler) beyond any doubt. I always knew it.
Bryguyf69
re: Marco Rubio … I don’t know if that’s him at the foam party, or whether he has gay tendencies but my interest piqued by a recent CNN interview. When asked what music he listens to, he replied electronic dance music, i.e. AVICII. Pretty gay, eh?
Bob LaBlah
@Billy Budd: For some reason my comments about Ernst Rhome are being blocked but that is the man you want to google in terms of Hitler and homosexuality in Nazi Germany. I say no more and if this one gets blocked I will simply stop trying to pass on a little often overlooked figure in that man’s rise to power.
Stache
@Bob LaBlah:Rhome was gay and of coarse Hitler must be too since they were BFF. Well, till he killed him. He was also an artist and everyone knows they’re all fags. Plus, he liked to do Meth. I could’ve written the book myself.
It seems that the haters are desperate for that link. Even if he was big deal. You could flip it around and say the same of straights for every other evil dictator.
Bryguyf69
@LubbockGayMale: A documentary on porn studio, Bel Ami, showed how the mostly straight actors pretty to bottom. Apparently, once they arrive on set, they’re given a butt plug, which they wear throughout the day. They even wear it through lunch to keep the sphincters loose and flexible. I wonder if sitting is painful with one of those things in you. As an aside, more than a few of our patients have panicked over having fallen asleep with a dildo deep inside them. For the record, it’s generally harmless. Then there was the guy who liked to use PopRocks during fellatio and in place of lube during anal sex…
Brian
Hitler was not gay-identifying. He may have had homosexual desires but that is not the same as gay-identifying. Gay is an identity of choice. There was no gay identity politics in the early 1900’s.
It is entirely possible that Hitler feared a revelation of the same-sex type. It would have cost him his career.
Billy Budd
My comments about Ernst Rohm are being blocked.
Stache
@Bob LaBlah:Sounds like Hitler had all kinds or secrets he wanted to bury. Literally. I know that the brown shirts had allot of open gays in their ranks. I just thought of it as a side issue and no more. I didn’t know about Hess. Pretty incredible though since he was # 2 guy in charge at the time.
Ha. Maybe that’s why I’m so fascinated by WWII and the Nazis. Aside from all the evil of coarse.
Bryguyf69
@Billy Budd: I don’t know if the gay Hitler theory has been proven. Although I don’t know much about the topic, I do remember that there were a lot of respected detractors. In 2003, HBO made a documentary based on the book, “Hidden Führer: Debating the Enigma of Hitler’s Sexuality.” I’ll upload it to YouTube if I can find it in my archives. I know it’s there but the archive in an unorganized mess///
Here’s a related video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1G3_C2KDIs&list=PL048662CF0A0D2376
Tombear
I have noticed Rubio has that little twink body! Has anybody else?
Bob LaBlah
@Stache: I am going to try to write half of what was blocked earlier. Why it was blocked I don’t know because it contained no profanity and referenced to commenter.
What really gets me about Herr Rhome is when he was being shot he stuck out his chest, raised his right hand and YELLED “Heil Hitler”. What I really think is that he knew why he was being killed and was even expecting it. There is no proof of my belief but it seems too hard to believe he didn’t see it coming. He knew Hitler’s generals were talking about his open relationship with his chauffeur and the sheer number of gays wearing those Brown Shirts.
Another interesting case was Rudolph Hess, who was know to visit the bathhouses in Munich and sign in as Black Bertha. Hess was the most puzzling of all of them and I won’t go into it right now.
Bob LaBlah
@Tombear: Have you also paid attention of how he sounds when he starts talking about Obama (while never, ever mentioning what his health plan would contain) and when he starts “browning” his accent? I tell you, if I had a few thousand bucks to spare I would get with Joey Rodriguez/Armond Rizzo and get a parody of the little queen up on the net and make some bucks. Where the hell is ChiChi Larue when you need her?
destardi
@Bryguyf69:
Rubio was arrested when he was about 18 sitting in a car afterhours, in a park known for gay-cruising with a guy named Angel Barrios. Rubio later lived with this Barrios guy. Barrios was sued in 2007 for filming black gay porn in one of his properties.
Rubio says he met his wife at a ‘foam party’. There’s just too much here to dismiss it as ‘phony’.
Bryguyf69
@destardi: Oh my (said like George Takei)…. thanks for the info.
Bryguyf69
@Bob LaBlah: It’s not willful censorship. There’s some weird bug that seems to arbitrarily discard posts without any rhyme or reason. If you had used some offending word, the system would say so and put the post on hold, claiming that it will be reviewed (A DAMN LIE! It goes in some black hole). At least one of my posts get blocked per week. That’s why I always copy the text before hitting “Post Comment.” That way I can make another attempt with edits. Sometimes minor edits work, i.e. joining two paragraphs, splitting a paragraph, adding a blank line on top, arbitrarily deleting a sentence, etc.
It’s frustrating and the administrators don’t care. There are multiple posts about this on the complaint forums but I’m betting no Queerty staff reads them. It’s pathetic how unresponsive Queerty administrators are.
Stache
@Bob LaBlah: It is kind of a troubling thought though. We’d have to accept that the most evil man in history was one of us. Then again my feelings are the same every time I hear another hypocritical Republican caught I guess. Lol
Stache
@Bryguyf69: I just don’t understand why they don’t switch over to disqus or something. This commenting system is outdated and barely works.
Bryguyf69
I’m currently watching the GOP Debate on ABC with some gay friends. The moderator is David Muir. Needless to say, my friends are making up fanfiction involving Muir and Rubio. They’re currently debating who should be top and who bottom. Ever the peacemaker, I’ve suggested Muir and Rubio flip-flop. At least one friend wants some spanking in the stories so we may bring bully Christie in to be the disciplinarian…
Bob LaBlah
@Bryguyf69: Supposedly after Rhomes death Hitler had sex with a woman and while doing so he held the Nazi salute the entire time. There just one problem with that: sexual positions do vary and depending on the position you choose it is possible to do just about anything. But if you stop to think about sex itself and then the position of the arm and hand as far as the Nazi salute I doubt he held that for over an hour as the claim goes. Hitler does/did not look the athletic type, not even in his youth.
As to the aggravation about signing in and the response from Queerty I am not shocked they do not respond. That is why I never bother flagging comments. Never. Not even from ol’…….I won’t go there but if you were a frequent reader in the comment section I am sure you remember him. What gets me about their decisions to remove comments are the people who are complaining. I have had several removed only to watch a “take that queen” youtube video in its place. I said nothing because I saw just how pathetic it looked and knew all along what I was dealing with on both ends (no pun intended).
Bob LaBlah
@Bryguyf69: Looks like ol’ Markie baby got his little twink butt kicked, doesn’t it? Christy was merciless on him for constantly referring to that memorized speech regarding Obama and America. The others on that stage were smart enough to mention Obama as little as possible because they knew the little fool was going to blow it. I think he succeeded. Oh lord, where do they get these people from?
Way to go big Chris. I honestly do like the guy. Especially how pained he (Christy) looks when he talks about Obama and how quickly he ends his rant. His Obama rants are always the shortest of them all during those debates.
Stache
@Bryguyf69: I wouldn’t take anything Lively has to say. That POS is a proven liar. Zero credibility.
Alistair Wiseman
@doug105:
I suggest you read up on your bigotry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Yqiu4X_hb8&feature=player_detailpage
https://youtu.be/1Yqiu4X_hb8
Bryguyf69
Here is Bonus Footage from the controversial 2003 HBO documentary, “Hidden Führer: Debating the Enigma of Hitler’s Sexuality.” It was based on an equally controversial book of the same name. The entire documentary should be uploaded in a few hours. You’re welcome. 🙂
https://youtu.be/hSZfDL0Bz7U
Bryguyf69
@Bryguyf69: Here is the entire HBO documentary, “Hidden Führer: Debating the Enigma of Hitler’s Sexuality.” It was based on a controversial book of the same name. The author claimed to have evidence of Hitler’s homosexuality. Since I have not yet read the book or watched the documentary, I don’t have an opinion on the matter. However, I agree with those who say that it’s a valid topic for discussion — and whether Hitler was gay is irrelevant to LGBT civil rights.
https://youtu.be/pvaSmbzp7EA
DonW
@Brian: “There was no gay identity politics in the early 1900’s.” On the contrary, Germany was home to a vibrant gay culture and civil rights movement in the early 20th century, until it was snuffed out after 1933. Soon after seizing power, the Nazis destroyed the headquarters of the Berlin gay rights movement, the Institute for Sexual Research, and burned its library.
See the fascinating book “Gay Berlin: Birthplace of a Modern Identity,” by Robert Beachy.
Ironically, Germans call their Pride festivals “Christopher Street Day,” in honor of Stonewall, when their own country launched a gay rights movement 60 years ahead of the U.S. Sadly, that history was all but lost in the tragedy of the 20th century.
Stache
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