Madame Tussauds Wax Museum opened its not-at-all-anticipated VIP room last night. Naturally they needed some show stoppers to help them out, so the famed wax museum unveiled its eerily inanimate Justin Timberlake and Christina Aguilera figures.

Tussauds' staff always impresses us with their some-what life like, fairly authentic look recreations. Unfortunately, they lost us with this Madonna. Either they made it about twenty-five years ago or they took it upon themselves to give Madge a little lift. They did, however, manage to capture that post-op pop allure.

The self-promoting "party" also featured Usher, Paris Hilton and some nice looking girls who lost their way to Hollywood and are thus forced to dance, socialize and schmooze with replicas of actual famous people, rather than the people themselves. Our hearts go out to you girls…