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Holy Gay Hypocrite Admits Buying Meth

You may have heard that Mike Jones, the rent boy who claims to have had a three-year relationship with Ted Haggard, failed his lie-detector test this morning (a failure the administrator of the test says may be a result of stress), but as the scandal unfolds, Haggard’s grown more forth-coming with the so-called “truth”.
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ABC News reports:

Evangelist Ted Haggard admitted Friday that he bought methamphetamine and received a massage from a gay prostitute who claims he was paid for drug-fueled trysts by the outspoken gay marriage opponent.

Though Haggard admits he bought the meth, he insists he didn’t use it. “I bought it for myself but never used it. I was tempted, but I never used it.”

Right, because who doesn’t spend $200 on drugs they’re not going to use? We actually just bought a grand’s worth of smack to use as a paper-weight. Oh, and we also just called a hooker to rub our sore feet. He’s going to be naked and lubed up, but we’re not going to touch him.

By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Nov 3, 2006
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  • 19 Comments
    • Virginia Young
      Virginia Young

      I wish that on the front page of some newspapers they would put hundreds of gays with their hands up to God and forgiving this creep and welcoming him into their arms. As a mother of a gay,I feel sorry for him,that he has had to be so awful to gays,while being gay,sick ,sick

      Nov 3, 2006 at 3:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jack e. jett
      jack e. jett

      oh my god..

      i just saw this guy taking over for cocksucker ted.

      ross parsley…(?)

      WHAT A FUCKING WOMAN!!!!

      it like liberace taking over for paul lynde.

      jackejett.com

      Nov 3, 2006 at 5:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chris
      Chris

      Oh, so he didn’t inhale?

      Nov 3, 2006 at 5:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tallulah
      Tallulah

      Dahhling, why on EARTH would you do meth? It’s so HORRIBLE for your skin! I did meth once and ended up with my fist in Jerry Falwell’s ass. I’ve since learned my lesson. I’m sending you an 8ball from Columbia immediately!

      Nov 3, 2006 at 8:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jim
      Jim

      Poor Teddy, poor Teddy. Bloody stinking hypocrite. And an embarrassment not only to himself and family but to every self-loving poof.

      Nov 3, 2006 at 10:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JOHN  (IOWA
      JOHN (IOWA

      DOES ANYONE IN THE SPOTLIGHT BELIEVE YOU CAN VISIT PROSTITUTES AND NOT GET CAUGHT? OOPS I MEAN MASSAGE THERPIST. PLEASE, IF YOU LISSEN TO THIS GUY FOR TWO SECONDS AND DIDN’T THINK HE WAS GAY, THAN YOU’RE DEAF, DUMB , OR BLIND. I WAS RAISED IN A STRICK CHRISTIAN HOME. I WAS TAUGHT THAT SEX WAS DIRTY AND NOT TO BE DISGUST IN ANY WAY. THIS COULD EXPLAIN WHY THESE CHRISTIAN LEADERS TAKE SO LONG TO REALIZE THEY LIKE IT UP THE ASS. JUST A GUESS.

      Nov 4, 2006 at 1:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Patrick
      Patrick

      The funniest thing is, I watched “Jesus Camp” with a friend of mine a few weeks ago and there was good ol’ faggy Rev. Ted Haggard. My friend and I said to each other right then, “this guy is sooooo gay.” And look, here’s Rev. Ted Faggard right now. Amazing that my gaydar works through the silver screen!

      Nov 4, 2006 at 12:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sabrina Montoya
      Sabrina Montoya

      “Science is for crazy hippies”

      –Rev. Ted Haggard

      Thus begins the death knell for Christian fundamentalism.

      Nov 4, 2006 at 3:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeff
      Jeff

      We can all look forward to Haggard’s defense: “meth made me gay”.

      Mike Jones…thank you for standing up for us.

      Nov 5, 2006 at 5:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jack e. jett
      jack e. jett

      i hope one of these groups like the victory fund, or hrc or some one pays honor to this guy.

      i think he is one brave mother shut your mouth.

      jack

      Nov 6, 2006 at 1:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
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      milf gallery

      Juvenile delinquents should be sentenced to bootcamp

      Mar 30, 2007 at 8:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
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      milf sex

      E’intesa sulle coppie di fatto. Il disegno di legge sarà pronto entro il 31 gennaio. Il provvedimento riguarderà anche le coppie gay. Siete favorevoli?

      Mar 31, 2007 at 12:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • milf hunter
      milf hunter

      More or less not much exciting happening today. I just don’t have anything to say. More or less nothing seems worth bothering with.

      Apr 1, 2007 at 5:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
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      milf video

      The community should provide adequate programs to help juvenile delinquents

      Apr 4, 2007 at 5:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
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      Anal Sex Tip

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      Apr 18, 2007 at 12:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
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      Anal Sex Pic

      Cigarette ads do influence, don’t influence starting to smoke

      Apr 21, 2007 at 6:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ass Great
      Ass Great

      I haven’t been up to much these days. Such is life. I’ve just been letting everything happen without me these days, but I don’t care.

      Apr 27, 2007 at 8:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
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      Spambots

      Doctors should have, should not have the permission to end the life of a terminally ill patient

      Apr 30, 2007 at 3:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sleep assault
      sleep assault

      Life begins at conception, begins at birth – Or come up with another stage and develop a different persuasive speech topic

      May 18, 2007 at 11:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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