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Me and my not yet legal husband of 24 years are staying home this year. Last year we tried to spent it with his ultra conservative Okie relatives nothing says thanksgiving like trying to choke down overcooked over-seasoned food. Thought they were all gonna die of shock when I presented them with a fresh cranberry chutney.
Eh, I feel like I’m usually the overbearing politico at the table.
“…so who can blame you for sneaking away to baste your own turkey?”
Les Fabian, you’re doing it wrong! The idea is to focus on your cutest male cousin, take him to the garage, get him stoned, and bl0w him.
These kids today, you’re so naive!
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