There are six - count 'em: six - gay candidates running for election on Tuesday in Texas. We can't vote there, but we'd totally want Andres Pereira to be our 190th civil district judge. He's cute. [Gay Politics]
If these queers keep getting into office, then my girlfriend will eventually have rights to my baby and my millions. I won't like that at all! Vote to keep the Homeland safe, not for your own self interests!
Well, if we are voting on the basis of attractiveness, I would vote for Brian Thompson. I think he's a hottie and he wants to take the fight to the Texas Legislature where I'm sure Hitler would have felt comfortable.
If these queers keep getting into office, then my girlfriend will eventually have rights to my baby and my millions. I won't like that at all! Vote to keep the Homeland safe, not for your own self interests!
I hear he's a hanging judge …
Well, if we are voting on the basis of attractiveness, I would vote for Brian Thompson. I think he's a hottie and he wants to take the fight to the Texas Legislature where I'm sure Hitler would have felt comfortable.