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Homographic: The Gay Stimulus Package

With President Obama announcing that the current fiscal stimulus package is just the beginning of what’s needed to restart the economy, it occurred to us that we, the gays, are in the perfect position to save America, what with our famously disposable income and all. Of course, you could just let us get married and allow us to spend our hard-earned cash on extravagant receptions, but since that’s only an option in two states, we’ve come up with a controversy-free stimulus package that will get the gays spending again.

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By:           Japhy Grant
On:           Feb 26, 2009
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  • 11 Comments
    • Jason
      Jason

      A bit droll and insipid – can we give our people something besides late night rides to and from the bar? Where’s the literature, the movies, the education?

      Feb 26, 2009 at 8:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sebbe
      Sebbe

      Perfect!! F*ck the serious stuff, the world is ending and nobody throws a going away party like us gays. Homestead act is great, LMFAO. Plus they could do a tie in with the assholes at Sears and make it a reality show competition.

      Feb 26, 2009 at 9:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Scott
      Scott

      “Pisses of Republicans?” Is that like “tastes of Republicans,” but with piss?

      Feb 26, 2009 at 10:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Japhy Grant
      Japhy Grant

      @Scott: Wah, Wah. It’s “off”. Damn Photoshop typos.

      Feb 26, 2009 at 10:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • atdleft
      atdleft

      I don’t know. I really think we need to couple this appropriations bill with a “Federal Marriage Amendment” to legalize marriage equality nationwide, then include tax breaks for all queer couples looking to wed. I mean, when have thode darned Goopers met a tax cut they didn’t like? Oh yes, and why aren’t we fully funding the Madonna Tour fund? We must make sure all 50 states get their share of Madge! :-D

      Feb 26, 2009 at 11:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • petted
      petted

      @Japhy Grant: Sorry we can’t give you a pony this year ;)

      Feb 26, 2009 at 2:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • prizzle
      prizzle

      even if you don’t find it attractive, going out to the clubs…like i’m more inclined to feel these days…NYC definitely needs ‘em….but I don’t know about a specific zone. The best are usually the ones around dark corners and in huge undefinable spaces? No?

      Feb 26, 2009 at 8:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Scott
      Scott

      @Japhy Grant: I love you AND your Photoshop typos.

      Feb 28, 2009 at 2:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sebbe
      Sebbe

      @Scott – It was totally on purpose, he’s just backing off now!!! LOL

      Feb 28, 2009 at 7:05 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Charles J. Mueller
      Charles J. Mueller

      Jahpy, before we start throwing nosegays at Mr. Obama, you might want to take a look at this item from Citizen Chris written by Andoni.

      http://citizenchris.typepad.com/citizenchris/2009/02/stimulus-bill-discriminates-against-gays.html#comments

      These tire marks on our foreheads are getting harder and harder to wash off.

      Feb 28, 2009 at 1:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bangas
      bangas

      lets create an entire new civilization for gay people!
      I wonder what would happen…

      hmmm… just look what happened to Sodom and Gomorrah

      Mar 2, 2009 at 11:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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