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Homosexuals, Affirmative Action Keeping White Guy With Receding Hairline + Moobs From Job Promotion

I’m actually not, in the malicious sense, dumping on this guy’s physical appearance, because you should see me out in the sun and the heat after screaming my head off. (This was taped at Glenn Beck’s “Restoring Honor” rally in D.C.) But I bring attention to the way he presents himself because, if we’re entertaining the idea that The Gays are keeping him from moving up the ladder at his federal job, then ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. I really want to hug this man, or treat him like a jungle gym and crawl all over that bear chest.

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By:           JD
On:           Aug 30, 2010
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  • 20 Comments
    • concernedcitizen
      concernedcitizen

      Why even bother to post this incoherent glib gibberish. The guy is obviously uninformed and has that “i don’t know why I’m angry but I know I should be” antipathy that has become typical of Glenn Beck followers.

      Aug 30, 2010 at 2:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bareback Hussein Osama
      Bareback Hussein Osama

      I am so glad The Gays are getting the blame for my failures to get the economy growing. I keep taxing them to pay for stimulus pork and they keep supporting me! Love it!

      Aug 30, 2010 at 2:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rick Brannon
      Rick Brannon

      He is the female Maggie Gallagher!

      Aug 30, 2010 at 2:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • L.
      L.

      Man – I don’t know how to say this, but, really, what may hold you back is your poor color-coordinating skills.

      Green and orange? What was your “wife” thinking?

      Aug 30, 2010 at 2:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • whatever
      whatever

      @Bareback Hussein Osama: Bill Perdue, is that you?

      Aug 30, 2010 at 4:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bareback Hussein Osama
      Bareback Hussein Osama

      @whatever: No, I am the dude who sold you Hope and Change. Suckers!

      Aug 30, 2010 at 4:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • eagledancer
      eagledancer

      Of course, by this logic, Glen Beck, with his physical unattractiveness, shouldn’t be promoted to head up the rally–or Fox.

      Hmm…I must say I rather like this logic…

      Aug 30, 2010 at 4:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • whatever
      whatever

      @Bareback Hussein Osama: Don’t you have Coulter’s hog you should be suck at your GOProud convention?

      Aug 30, 2010 at 4:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bareback Hussein Osama
      Bareback Hussein Osama

      @whatever: I hate Coulter! She is trying to get these peasants to revolt against me!

      Aug 30, 2010 at 5:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • David
      David

      I wouldn’t hold him back.

      Aug 30, 2010 at 6:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Joe
      Joe

      What a raging cliche he is. “I have black friends.” God. The racists always feel the need to point that out to somehow show that they’re not racist.

      Aug 30, 2010 at 6:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • wompman
      wompman

      Just keep waddling away bigot (and yes, you are a bigot). Nah, your failures have nothing at all to do with you, right?

      Unemployed, overweight, ugly gasbag? Yup, Beck “rally” is the right place for you, that’s for sure.

      Aug 30, 2010 at 11:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tjr101
      tjr101

      Conservatives always have to blame someone for their own personal failings. When the American dream doesn’t happen for right-wingers it’s always some minority’s fault.

      Aug 31, 2010 at 10:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bambam
      Bambam

      I don’t know about the white guy, but i would totally promote the black guy.

      “Oh, its the homosexuals now? Have you every thought maybe its you?”

      YYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

      Aug 31, 2010 at 11:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bobby
      bobby

      If the homo who got promoted ahead of him is into bears, I can think of a few ways this dude could get his next promotion. Just sayin…

      Aug 31, 2010 at 1:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 0.02
      0.02

      For those of you who love to blame the black community for all the homophobia just take note and notice who was attacking us (LGBTs) and who was speaking on our behalf and told the man it probably was not us, rather he, who needs to take responsibility for why he is not where he wants to be in life…just thought I’d point that out for you all…

      Aug 31, 2010 at 10:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Queer Supremacist
      Queer Supremacist

      People like that deserve to be discriminated against.

      Sep 2, 2010 at 11:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • affidavit forms
      affidavit forms

      how can such a person be selected for promotion to such a high post in the rally?

      Sep 19, 2010 at 3:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • affirmative action plans
      affirmative action plans

      how can a person like this be selected for promotion to such a high post in the rally?

      Sep 22, 2010 at 11:13 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
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      discount cigarettes online

      how can a person like this be selected for promotion to such a high post in the rally? i cant understand.

      Jan 15, 2011 at 8:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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