Tallywackers is a euphemism for “penis” and an all-male version of Hooters conveniently located in a Dallas gayborhood, and the website Narratively has scored with an in-depth profile on one of their slabs of guy candy that’s sure to pique your interest.
It’s called Secret Life of a Sexy Waiter At The All-Male Answer To Hooters, and while it’s not quite as salacious as it sounds, it’s definitely worth a read. The profile follows former track star Gabe, who works his arms and legs in a tank top and short shorts to support himself and his kid.
Though Tallywackers was originally meant for women, it’s increasingly more popular with the gay male set, and for Gabe sometimes the line between “restaurant” and “strip club” can be a bit blurred:
Soft-spoken and articulate, Gabe has a sweet positivity, an endearing innocence that’s both genuine and profitable. Customers respond to his boy-next-door appeal, but his life as a sex object can be complicated at times, especially because in-house rules for customer contact in the new venue are still evolving. While hugging patrons is permitted, as is close contact for photos – “We want them to feel like they’re family,” Gabe says – drunk patrons have, at times, become a little “handsy.” A few customers have been removed after groping waiters. “We’re still at a restaurant,” Gabe says in his aw-shucks manner, “not a dance club.”
It wasn’t too long before he had to “come out” to his family about his new gig:
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Gabe was excited to get the job, but he worried about how he was going to explain the fine line between “sexy waiter” and “male stripper” to his parents. His father was already disappointed that he was waiting tables instead of going to college and pursuing running, which he’d been doing since elementary school.
“I avoided telling them for the whole first month,” Gabe says. “I just told them I was going to the chiropractor.”
It wasn’t long, however, before his mother, browsing Facebook one day, came upon a picture of her son, shirtless and in boxer briefs, posing with smiling patrons at Tallywackers.
That night, she confronted him.
“She was like, ‘What are those pictures? Were you at a party, or a club or something?’ She hoped I was just showing off.” He did his best to explain his new gig and assure her that it was legit.
It’s a great read, and makes us want a Tallywackers here in NYC! Check the rest of the article out here. We’re pretty sure “Gabe” is an alias and there are no pics of him in the article, but feel free to visualize some smokin’ Latino hotness in short shorts slinging a foot-long and fries.
Brendan Michael
Kayla Farrell
Blake Ryan
Keeton TIME TO GO BACK TO DALLAS?
redcarpet30
I don’t want a bunch of hot guys floating around me when I’m eating wings. It ain’t pretty.
queerbec
Maybe they should open one in North Carolina?
Scott Redner
And??? Who cares ð???
Billy Budd
There is a restaurant in Sao Paulo, named Ritz, that is known for hiring only extremely good looking men as waiters. There are no waitresses. It is a LGBT atmosphere, with 100% LGBT audience.
John Gibson
This place was not made for women lol. It’s literally on the next street over from Dallas’ gayboorhood. #getreal
joeyty
@queerbec: There’s a zillion gay bars and clubs in North Carolina already.
Bryan Merica
Cindy so I was reading this and suddenly realized it’s about your bro!
Cindy Zambrano
Gabriel Zambrano
trell
As a Brit, I think it’s an awesome idea to have a male answer to Hooters!
To the best of my knowledge, we don’t even have a Hooters in the UK. the closest we got to that is an almost ubiquitous 50 year old chainsmoking lush called “Beryl” or “Cheryl” with a face like a slapped arse, working the pumps at the Dog & Duck.
As for a restaurant with hot guys? Nope. All of our waiters all seem to be lanky acne-riddled 20-somethings who finally managed to leave that job in McDonalds.
I’d love to see a place like this in the supposedly repressed UK. Yes, I definitely want to see a few Tallywhackers pop up around me! 😉
joeyty
And, no, Rob Smith, we don’t want another chain restaurant in NYC. Maybe you transplants do, but…
joeyty
@trell: I don’t think a country where you worship the singer Dappy and have riots in the summer with half-dressed looters is very repressed anymore.
Gabriel Zambrano
Rodney Duke thought you’d might get a kick out of this
Gabriel Zambrano
Carlos Beltran
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trell
@joeyty:
Compared to the gun-loving, Trump worshipping, Kardashian-obsessed ultra-patriot, bible thumping outspokenness of you guys in the US, Dappy & the odd riot is the equivalent of saying ‘excuse me’ before farting in an elevator!
BTW We worship Adele over here, and are puzzled by your fascination for Kanye & Beiber, but anyway…..
Carlos Beltran
Braulio Arechiga guess who they interviewed lol
n900mixalot
@trell: “With a face like a slapped arse …” Marry me now? You have made my week. I love you.
Sluggo2007
It’s about time!!!! I hope they are super successful and branch out across the country!
Black Pegasus
Why is comedian Kevin Hart working at this place?
joeyty
@trell: You also had the Rotherham incident. Real admirable men you have over there, just turning your females over to a bunch of foreign rapists. And your Dappy still looks like the typical UK moron. “Dappy Hats”? “Dappy Diversity”? Trash.
trell
@joeyty:
Trying waaay too hard, Joey…..What’s the obsession with Dappy anyway? He’s old news!
I’m not going to bother with a comeback. It’s too easy, and I’d just be accused of cribbing my sources out of your National Enquirer….or just pointing out the obvious by mentioning Donald Trump. Fish in a barrel mate.
joeyty
@trell: Rotherham. Fish in a barrel. And definitely not your mate.
joeyty
@trell: And my obsession with Dappy is because I see him as the most concrete example of the deterioration of the UK. What used to be Benjamin Britten is now Dappy. When I see rioters turning once-civilized London into Planet Of the Apes and drag queens doing high kicks in the middle of the looting joyfully shouting, “Dappy Diversity !”…….Worse than Madame Tussaud’s removing the H.G. Wells figure to make room for The Spice Girls. Worse than Rotherham.
SFHandyman
His sister posted his name. Gabriel Zambrano. He talks about working at Tallywackers on his instagram and he posted the photo of himself in his boxer briefs that is mentioned in the article. He is really cute.
http://www.online-instagram.com/user/gbrlzambrano/1519369811/1015148231388770384_1519369811
robert_kincaid
Please open a tallywackers here in Jacksonville, FL…