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How Come You Homos Stopped Hitting on Zach Galifianakis At The Gay Bars?

“There’s a bar around here that I used to go to, Roosterfish. It’s a gay bar,” Zach Galifianakis tells the LAT of the Venice Beach bar while promoting Date Night. “I used to go because I liked to get hit on, even though I’m a straight guy. And now it never happens anymore! I mean, because of me gaining 25 pounds? Really frustrating.”

By:           max simon
On:           Nov 6, 2010
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  • 30 Comments
    • LOrion
      LOrion

      Well, DUH!!

      Nov 6, 2010 at 1:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ron
      ron

      Maybe it’s because he’s bizarre, unfunny, wierd, disgusting, over-rated. Not because he’s grossly over-weight.

      Nov 6, 2010 at 1:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fred V
      Fred V

      Smiling at a guy doesn’t require a weight limit, though… I *WOULD* hit that!

      Nov 6, 2010 at 1:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fizzydrink
      fizzydrink

      @Fred V: Ew. You would?

      Nov 6, 2010 at 1:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Daez
      Daez

      For all of you shallow self obsessed queens that won’t even talk to someone if they are more than 10 pounds overweight, all I have to say is thank you for not wasting my time with your shallow self obsessed drama.

      Nov 6, 2010 at 1:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ron
      ron

      @Fred V: You’d need a flea bath afterward…..

      Nov 6, 2010 at 1:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ron
      ron

      @Daez: It’s not the weight. It’s that he looks like a homeless bum.

      Nov 6, 2010 at 1:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fizzydrink
      fizzydrink

      @Daez: Yeah, totally not weight here. I don’t really care about weight as long as it’s within the healthy range. Zach G. is just crude and yucky.

      Nov 6, 2010 at 2:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kent
      Kent

      1. It’s a joke. That’s how he makes them.

      2. Full disclosure: I find him funny and attractive.

      3. Be less sensitive.

      Nov 6, 2010 at 2:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bobby
      bobby

      damn, i live in the area and would totally hit on him if i seen him at the rooserfish

      Nov 6, 2010 at 2:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hutch
      Hutch

      i suspect you mean “Due Date” and not “Date Night.”

      Nov 6, 2010 at 4:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ian
      Ian

      @fizzydrink: What’s a “healthy range”? 1.5% body fat to get into the door of circuit parties?

      @Daez: X2!

      Nov 6, 2010 at 5:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ian
      Ian

      Duh Zach, word got out that your a str8-tease that never goes home with anybody!

      Nov 6, 2010 at 5:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fred V
      Fred V

      @fizzydrink: What’s the “Ew” for? I assume your 17th birthday has come and gone.

      Nov 6, 2010 at 7:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ogre Magi
      Ogre Magi

      @ron: He and that little bulldog of his are hilarious in “Due Date”

      Nov 6, 2010 at 11:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Zell
      Zell

      Because he’s an ugly cow?

      Nov 6, 2010 at 11:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fizzydrink
      fizzydrink

      @Fred V:

      Sure has, by about 17 years. But I do take care of myself, get lots of antioxidants, no alcohol, etc.

      Anyway that’s not the point. The point is that Zach actually makes a living out of being hard on the eyes. (See the jockstrap scene in Bachelor as an example.) He wears possibly the least flattering hairstyle available and projects the personality of tree bark. All part of the showbiz persona, perhaps. But which part do you find sexually appealing?

      Nov 7, 2010 at 4:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      He reminds me of what happened with Jim Carey and Will Ferrell, i.e. he made one or two movies, got some attention and now he’s going to become way overexposed.

      Nov 7, 2010 at 5:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fizzydrink
      fizzydrink

      @Ian:

      No way, 1.5% is unhealthy IMHO as only steroid abusers get that low. Also, wouldn’t waste my time on a circuit party. Rather meet someone in a library or a hiking group.

      Healthy weight is a pretty broad range. Physicians can tell you what that range is; for me, if a guy’s at 20% fat, that’s fine with me. Much higher than that, one really should try to lose the excess – it’s a terrible energy sink and it increases the risk of all sorts of illnesses.

      Nov 7, 2010 at 5:16 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alan brickman
      alan brickman

      He’s such a jerk!! Don’t worry he’ll insult gays soon enough to prove he’s a man…since he’s overweight…

      Nov 7, 2010 at 10:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • scott ny'er
      scott ny'er

      who the hell is this guy?

      Nov 7, 2010 at 10:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JustWatching
      JustWatching

      Don’t know who this guy is, but I’d guess it’s because of the dorky beard (which guys usually grow to hide a receding chin).

      Nov 7, 2010 at 11:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Daveny
      Daveny

      Funny how people don’t like it when they make fun of gays but they easily throw out the insults to others. I’m guessing the ones who don’t like him are the ones that hit the gym 7 days a week followed by the week of botox injections and then chase it with some steroids ,coke,crystal meth but yeah they are the ones who say who is hot and who it not. No Thanks! They can keep their nasty selves to each other.

      Nov 7, 2010 at 12:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • testington
      testington

      I like and have dated bigger men (though I avoid “bears” because they are as cliquey and conformist as twinks or “jocks”) but after having read a few interviews with Zach I must say he comes across as a pretensious, self impressed duche.

      Nov 7, 2010 at 12:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • netman
      netman

      I’m not as worried about the weight thing as that he frequents a gay bar to get ‘hit on’ and still professes to be ‘straight’. Most truly straight guys don’t go looking for gay admiration. Maybe you should look at your soul more than your weight, Zachy.

      Nov 7, 2010 at 4:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • rickh710
      rickh710

      People over 30 still spend their time hanging out in gay bars?

      Nov 7, 2010 at 4:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jarvisbearcub
      jarvisbearcub

      Sounds like he should move next to the Faultline.

      He’s super hot as a bear. Different strokes for different folks. End of story.

      Next.

      Nov 7, 2010 at 5:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hal Shipman
      Hal Shipman

      Well, it takes all types and he’s had some moments when it’s incredibly cute. Some when he’s not so.

      But I think the more likely issue that he’s not getting hit on now is not the weight. It’s that a LOT more people now know who he is. He’s not just a random guy at the bar – he’s recognizable.

      Which adds enough new x-factors to the mix to skew things. Like a) they know he’s straight b) they’re intimidated c) he’s >looking< to get recognized (which I've seen in action from minor celebs and, boy, turn-off). Who knows? But I doubt it's the weight. It's not like he was a model before.

      That said, yeah, I'd do him.

      Nov 8, 2010 at 2:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • demonyc
      demonyc

      is roosterfish a bear bar? if not, then he may be clueless or bragging through complaining.

      is he too scared to go to a bear bar? maybe he knows at a bear bar he’ll be totally molested, abraded, chafed, rubbed, disrobed partially, and licked. the test is for him to go to a bear run and maybe a bear sex party. if he’s left alone there then we bears need immediate eye tests.

      Nov 8, 2010 at 3:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JoeyO'H
      JoeyO'H

      Zach, come to the Bike Stop in Philadelphia, I’ll hit on your hairy ass!

      Nov 8, 2010 at 4:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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