How Gay Marriage Actually Will Ruin Straight Marriage
 
 

When we hear from conservatives that same-sex marriage will destroy the institution of marriage, we always brushed off these arguments, sometimes with an eyeroll, often with a laugh, and always while rubbing their inner thigh under the table. But until now, we didn't hear this argument: If we permit gay marriage, sexually frustrated Republican men will realize they are gay, and they'll leave their wives! Thus: Marriage, destroyed.

 
Oct 9, 2009 · Link · 7 Responses
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Comments (7)

No. 1 · Mike L.

That's funny, and OMG I like his rings, something to tug.

Posted: Oct 9, 2009 at 1:14 pm
No. 2 · alejandro

he's hot and funny! what more can u ask for :D

Posted: Oct 9, 2009 at 6:37 pm
No. 3 · roflmfao

So, cute! But, the ring in his nose, and the two in his ears, makes me wonder…. what else has a cute ring in/through it??? Umm, that would be a fun exploration! Oh, and with that cute face, is a very wicked funny mind!

Posted: Oct 9, 2009 at 8:23 pm
No. 4 · Michael vdB

LOL! I always say Who-ers. lol.

Posted: Oct 10, 2009 at 5:49 pm
No. 5 · Attmay

Gay marriage will ruin "straight" "marriage" because we'll beat them at their own game.

Posted: Oct 11, 2009 at 8:06 pm
No. 6 · azrienoch

Hey, thanks for blogging me!

Posted: Oct 14, 2009 at 7:22 am
No. 7 · Mommy X

I freakin' love this. Hey, get your eyes off my husband. I know you want him. And I know he's really, really close to totally flaming out. If you allow gay marriage he will leave me and find a man and wear and apron and become a total queen. XO

Posted: Oct 16, 2009 at 8:50 am
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