
This here's a dick wad. Literally.
Pretty gross, right?
Our friend the copyranter sent it to us. He's a sicko, but that's why we love him.
So who's under that scrotal mask? We don't know, but we've definitely got a theory.
See for yourself, after the jump.

It makes more sense than anything else in the world…
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Erm … you kind of gave away the answer by putting 'Clay Aiken' in the tags underneath the post … Ooopsie!