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How Mo Rocca Ropes in All the Muscle Jocks at the Beach

With his secret talent, of course: knowing every country’s capital. Because sometimes knowledge really is sexy.

By:           editor editor
On:           Nov 14, 2009
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  • 22 Comments
    • Wade MacMorrighan
      Wade MacMorrighan

      WOOF! That body builder had just an amazingly beautiful body! :o)

      Nov 14, 2009 at 2:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MacBean
      MacBean

      I love Mo Rocca.

      That is all.

      Nov 14, 2009 at 3:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Nick
      Nick

      Ok. Super-lame question: Is Mo Rocca “one of us”? Color me confused.

      And that body-builder is totally cheating with his pull-ups. He shouldn’t kip with his legs.

      Nov 14, 2009 at 3:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • GeoffM
      GeoffM

      Very cute, and he’s getting a little tummy on him.

      Nov 14, 2009 at 4:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mk
      mk

      As far as I know Mo is gay and lives openly gay but doesn’t mention it in his TV comedy or interviews.

      Nov 14, 2009 at 4:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hyhybt
      hyhybt

      I know nothing, but would be shocked to discover that he’s straight.

      Nov 14, 2009 at 5:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mo
      Mo

      I think Mo is incredibly hot. I hear he’s got a rocking body and awesome personality and extremely seductive lisp. Everyone should date Mo!

      Nov 14, 2009 at 6:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • robert in nyc
      robert in nyc

      Mo Rocca is kinda sexy.

      Nov 14, 2009 at 7:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • seanboy
      seanboy

      so not funny.

      Nov 14, 2009 at 8:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jan
      jan

      He may know all the capitals, he certainly doesnt`t know how to pronounce them correctly, para-mari-booh is not how you say Paramaribo.

      Nov 14, 2009 at 9:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • scott ny'er
      scott ny'er

      the body builder has to cheat. Because he has so much mass, he really needs to be strong to blast pull ups. And he’s not hence the cheat. I’ve seen a lot of big guys do that.

      Nov 15, 2009 at 1:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jacqi Smith
      Jacqi Smith

      His name is MO. DERP And here I thought the Daily Show has never had a gay correspondent.

      Nov 15, 2009 at 3:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Landon Bryce
      Landon Bryce

      Mo Rocca is mildly talented and mildly open about his gayness. Frank DeCaro, Jacqui.

      Nov 15, 2009 at 3:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ME
      ME

      Is this funny? I kept waiting for the funny. It just seemed kind of self-indulgent and amateurish, like something a pedantic and altogether pretentious high school kid would make to post on YouTube.

      Nov 15, 2009 at 5:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Toby
      Toby

      Mo is gay. He’s written for Out a few times, and didn’t seem to be hiding it.

      Nov 15, 2009 at 2:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tartuffe
      Tartuffe

      I’ve known the capital of every country and Canadian province/U.S. State since grade 8. I don’t go around telling people because they don’t care, nor should they… This guy isn’t funny.

      Nov 15, 2009 at 5:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • UWSguy
      UWSguy

      go Mo

      Nov 15, 2009 at 7:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dewitt
      Dewitt

      I’d take Mo Rocca over the muscle jock any day! Preferably, I’d take both of them.

      Nov 16, 2009 at 12:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Wulf
      Wulf

      Mo looks like he’s got fairly nice arms. And nice broad shoulders. And that distinguished gray sideburns thing. And he’s smart and funny. And . . . wait a minute! Mo’s hot!

      Nov 16, 2009 at 12:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mm
      mm

      check him out w/o a shirt here, mo’s kinda hot: http://tinyurl.com/ycp2a8z

      Nov 16, 2009 at 6:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fredo777
      fredo777

      Better shirtless pic of Mo:

      http://i46.tinypic.com/bi5e04.jpg

      Feb 2, 2010 at 11:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jr
      jr

      his name should be Homo Rocca

      Jul 24, 2011 at 1:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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