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All Your Gay Rights Belong to Us!

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By:           Japhy Grant
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    • No. 1 · Samwise

      lol. nice. what day is it again?

      Apr 1, 2009 at 10:17 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 2 · Sceth

      Hmph.

      Apr 1, 2009 at 10:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 3 · Cam

      LOL! Ok, THIS was a hilarious article. Thank you for lightening the day!

      Apr 1, 2009 at 10:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 4 · Wayne

      lol. You made me look.

      Apr 1, 2009 at 11:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 5 · Jason in WV

      If this were anything but a joke…

      Apr 1, 2009 at 11:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 6 · Dustin

      not funny.

      Apr 1, 2009 at 11:16 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 7 · InExile

      Too bad this article is not true! I would gladly pack my bags and move back home to the USA today. What will it take for the LGBT community to start demanding equal rights? Still no march on Washington for equality??????? What are we waiting for?

      Apr 1, 2009 at 11:16 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 8 · Sam

      The Joe Solmonese “quote” is priceless…

      Funny ’cause it’s true!

      Apr 1, 2009 at 11:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 9 · HaplessOrphan

      Too long for a bitter joke.

      Apr 1, 2009 at 12:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 10 · HaplessOrphan

      Also, I’m not totally convinced that this isn’t a ploy for page views. Of which I have now given it two.

      Apr 1, 2009 at 12:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 11 · Jhames

      Ha . . . ha? I hate my feed reader today.

      Apr 1, 2009 at 12:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 12 · jake

      boo hoo is it fool’s day or idealistic day?

      Apr 1, 2009 at 12:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 13 · rogue dandelion · Member · 353 comments

      this is the saddest april fools joke I’ve seen today.

      Apr 1, 2009 at 12:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 14 · Lydon

      This is just cruel.

      Apr 1, 2009 at 1:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 15 · parisinla · Member · 176 comments

      yea, its not that funny. Try again.

      Apr 1, 2009 at 2:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 16 · dgz · Member · 704 comments

      it’s “All your gay rights ARE belong to us.” get your nerd humor right, dude!

      Apr 1, 2009 at 2:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 17 · D-Sun

      Ha…Ha ha…Heh…Huh……….

      I think I’m gonna go cry for a little while.

      Apr 1, 2009 at 3:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 18 · Queerky

      Oh thats so backward. In Canada, Prime Minister Stephan Harper made it MANADATORY for citizens to have gay sex. As of this morning it is illegal to be 100% hetro in Canada.

      Apr 1, 2009 at 3:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 19 · myrios123 · Member · 129 comments

      Inside every joke there’s a kernel of truth. Thanks for the article. It did make me smile.

      Apr 1, 2009 at 4:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 20 · NICHOLAS

      not funny.

      Apr 1, 2009 at 5:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 21 · Kid A

      clever in a bittersweet sort of way.

      Apr 1, 2009 at 6:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 22 · cory

      yeah i agree… not funny AT ALL. I’m not uptight or anything.. but come on… make fun of twinks or porn stars or something ridiculous… not our civil rights.

      Apr 1, 2009 at 7:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 23 · scott

      yeah. i didn’t find it funny either.

      Apr 1, 2009 at 8:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 24 · Flour

      This was funny until I realized how sad it really was. Some day, friends. Some day.

      Apr 1, 2009 at 9:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 25 · Carly

      This is really sad… I better see an article like this that’s for real in my lifetime…

      Apr 1, 2009 at 9:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 26 · David Anger

      David Unger rocks!

      Apr 2, 2009 at 12:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 27 · alan brickman

      how very unfunny….tasteless too….

      Apr 2, 2009 at 12:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 28 · bigjake75 · Member · 101 comments

      I think it was funny. nice bit of satire. the dig on obama and solomonese were dead on. I laughed my ass off with the Boehner quote. Nice job. everyone else…relax. we have to be able to laugh. dont forget…WE ARE FABULOUS AND DESERVE TO BE HAPPY

      Apr 2, 2009 at 1:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 29 · mb00 · Member · 193 comments

      you suck.

      Apr 2, 2009 at 2:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 30 · amazingpenis

      Ldyon was right. THIS IS JUST CRUEL.

      Apr 2, 2009 at 4:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 31 · Josh

      This article was very upsetting. I actually thought it was true up until i got down to the comments. It was a very cruel joke. All of us in the gay community are hoping, wishing, praying for this to happen, and to flaunt it in front of our faces just to pull it away again is just plain sadistic. Whoever thought that this would be a good idea must have an I.Q. equivalent to that of a dust mite and no common sense whatsoever. I believe an apology article is in order.

      Apr 4, 2009 at 11:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag

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    How the Mormon Church Bought Prop. 8

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    • No. 32 · fern

      The French have a saying “who steals an egg can steal a cow”.
      I wonder where they’ve hidden the cow.

      Feb 2, 2009 at 10:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 33 · Andrew Bell

      I’m just shocked that a church would lie. That’s never happened before, has it? As Gandhi once said, “I like your Christ…but you Christians are nothing like your Christ.”

      Feb 2, 2009 at 10:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 34 · DanOLGB

      And to think that had the Yes on 8 succeeded in their Federal Lawsuit, this disclosure wouldn’t have seen the light of day. Who exactly were they trying to protect?

      Feb 2, 2009 at 10:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 35 · Justin Tyme

      So how soon will the Obama administration’s IRS yank the church’s tax exempt status?

      Feb 2, 2009 at 11:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 36 · CPT_Doom

      This is not surprising in the least. There have long been reports and rumors about the amount of work the LDS church put into ensuring the defeat of the ERA back in the 70s – much of it sounding a lot like their anti-gay work. Of course back then there were not the same campaign finance laws nor the 24/7 news cycle nor the blogosphere to reveal the extent of their involvement. Even though this comes too late for CA, it might bode well for my own DC, where a marriage law (already supported by a super-majority of the council) was delayed out of concern that the Mormons would weild an even stronger campaign in the Nation’s Capital. If we can shame the Mormons enough to keep themselves out of that potential fight, we could actually have equal marriage in DC by year’s end.

      Oh, and as appropos as that quote may be, Andrew Bell, it is a bit of an insult even to fundies to equate them with Mormons. Even as a recovering Catholic and nearly-atheist, I have a problem with Mormons calling themselves Christian. The religion made up by Joseph Smith just under 2 centuries ago may have perverted the Christian religion for his own purposes, but its final form looks nothing like Christianity, either good or bad.

      Feb 2, 2009 at 11:17 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 37 · DanOLGB

      I don’t think we need to go as far as removing tax exempt status for Churches. What is appalling is they are the only tax exempt groups that don’t have to share their financial records with the public. This is the real problem. How can we tell if they made a true reporting if they are allowed to hide the supporting documentation? It just seems like it’s ripe for misuse and as a shield for illegal activity. (Can we say the shuffling around of pedophile priests for example?)

      Feb 2, 2009 at 11:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 38 · tallskin

      And as if to endorse those of us who argue that religion is utterly evil, here we have a story from Ethiopia, where all the filthy sky pixie religions have got together to call for a ban on gay sex!

      Fucking filthy bigoted sky pixy worshipping bastards. Ban the lot of them.

      http://www.pinknews.co.uk/news…..10986.html

      The leaders of the Roman Catholic, Ethiopian Orthodox and Protestant churches have called on the government of Ethiopia for a constitutional ban on homosexuality.

      At present the constitution makes no mention of homosexuality.
      Male homosexual behaviour is illegal and carries a penalty of up to five years imprisonment. Although there is no provision under Ethiopian law for lesbianism there is the presumption that the punishment would be the same.
      “For people to act in this manner they have to be dumb, stupid like animals,” an Orthodox leader told journalists after the meeting.

      “We strongly condemn this behaviour, they have to be disciplined and their acts discriminated, they have to be taught a lesson.”

      Christians make up around 63% of the country’s population with of them 43% Ethiopian Orthodox. Muslims make up almost 34%.

      According Sonic Casuist of ETHIOGLBTI, a gay rights group in Ethiopia, homosexuality is still perceived as taboo and nonexistent in that country and many homosexuals are still in the closet.

      “It is hidden, no one is out. The general population would like to claim that it does not exist,” she told mask.org.za.

      “For those of us who live here we make and build our communities. We get together and we have places to go in the evenings however nothing is out in the open, it’s a hidden community”

      Feb 2, 2009 at 11:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 39 · Flex

      These pious worms voted our right to marry away. Let’s rip them open, and destroy their warped cult!

      Feb 2, 2009 at 12:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 40 · Flex

      @Andrew Bell: I’m not shocked about their lies. They still continue to lie. There is more that they’re hiding!

      Feb 2, 2009 at 12:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 41 · Dominique

      The Mormons have so many Trusts buried in so many Corporations, buried in so many Trusts buried in so many Corporations, nobody can EVER know how much filthy lucre they spend on codifying their beliefs.

      I was reared in a large mormon family in Utah and mormons scare the hell out of me. They wield power with strong arm and behind-closed-door tactics that would make Atilla envious.

      To my Christian brothers and sisters: Jesus called. He’d like his religion back.

      Feb 2, 2009 at 12:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 42 · Tim in SF

      Off topic.

      @tallskin: I read your “sky pixie worshipping bigots” on a lot of Queerty posts and it’s pretty obvious you really want your phrase to catch hold.

      I’d suggest dropping “pixie” which is totally distracting and takes the punch out of your phrase. In today’s mythological parlance, pixies are in Peter Pan, not in Mormonism nor other forms of Christianity. These people worship imaginary beings called “gods” not imaginary beings called “pixies” and there is a big difference.

      I suggest you try “sky-god worshipping bigots” or simply “sky-god worshippers.”

      Feb 2, 2009 at 1:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 43 · tallskin

      Tim in SF

      Sky Pixie is not mine, sadly! I think it was made up one of our allies in the straight world, Christopher Hitchens or Richard Dawkins.

      I like the term because it reduces the psychological power of saying ‘god’ or ‘gods’ – the word ‘god’ carries the authority of centuries and millenium. And by using this term ‘god’ you thus play right into their hands, awarding them special language privileges that the religious have come to expect from the rest of us.

      Whereas ‘sky pixie’ shows just what it is – namely a mythical being like a “faerie” or a “wood-elf” or “father christmas”. And that is something to be mocked and laughed at, in the same way we laugh and mock an adult who believes in the Great Sphagetti Monster, Loki, or Isis or Father Christmas.

      But thanks for your comments!

      Feb 2, 2009 at 2:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 44 · John

      What a contorted story. There were no lies involved. They still haven’t spent “a substantial amount” of their total finances toward campaign or political purposes and have every right to have done what they did. Be grateful they didn’t spend more! They could have just bought the whole state of California, called it Zion and forced everyone out, with the amount of money it holds.

      Feb 2, 2009 at 2:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 45 · Raven

      CHA CHA CASTER????!!!???? Were they donating in their dogs name?

      Feb 2, 2009 at 2:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 46 · Tim in SF

      Off topic

      @tallskin: And by using this term ‘god’ you thus play right into their hands, awarding them special language privileges that the religious have come to expect from the rest of us.

      I disagree. There is a vast difference between a “sky god” and “God.” The former marks the worship as a primitive remnant from our Bronze-age period. Putting “sky” in front of “God” changes the meaning of the latter as much as putting “doll” in front of “house” changes the meaning of “house”.

      “Sky-god” is, I think, even more mocking (and accurate) than “pixie” because these people do, in fact, worship a sky god. They do not, in fact, worship a pixie.

      I understand using pixie in the context of a conversation about Dawkins. But, outside the context of a discussion of the God Delusion, please believe me that “pixie” does not add to your argument. It’s distracting and therefore it detracts. Even though it’s cute. Who doesn’t love pixies?

      :-)

      Feb 2, 2009 at 2:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 47 · HiveRadical

      You are all out in left field on this. What can you get in the way of staff time on a mere 100,000 over the course of about half a year? I can tell you that if they were low level staffers then that would have a mere six people on it for six months. Again that’s if they are all at the bottom of the pay scales. If there were anyone working on it with any amount of time then you’re not looking at any more than four staffers out of a Church Administration that employs thousands. To call that a ‘significant’ contribution politically is absurd on it’s face.

      The main thing missed is that the Church’s governing structure is done virtually entirely by an unpaid lay clergy. That means that the vast majority of ranking Church members coordinating this weren’t getting A DIME for what they did. If the Church wasn’t paying them for it then it wasn’t an expense. If you want to classify it as an expense then we can turn around against the No on 8 side and take and calculate the value of the hours of every unpaid volunteer that had any kind of association with the campaign and then I’m certain, with such a paradigm, your side would have as many ‘infringements’ as you claim ‘must be’ on our side.

      Dive into the rabbit hole! I assure you it will only render you frustration. The only way you can get the retributions you seek against us is to defy the very principles that you claim to be seeking to protect and uphold.

      Feb 2, 2009 at 2:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 48 · HiveRadical

      And I just wanted to clarify, for any who think that enumerating the unpaid clergies man hours in an attempt to reach the ‘significant’ threshold you’re wasting your time. Any comparisons of time spent on prop 8 relative to their other duties and the overall time given by the totality of our lay clergy to other, non-prop 8, church related issues in California is massive. What I’m saying is that while Church members put in a lot of hours on prop 8 relative to what they put into their other Church obligations it’s a very small portion indeed. When the average time given to Church activities by an active member is around 8 hours a week EVERY WEEK and then for a month or two out of the whole year they spend two hours a week working on prop 8 then your ration of time spent that year on political events in contrast to other Church related activities is a ratio around 1:26. If One to Twenty-six for one year is something considered ‘significant’ then I’d dare say there’s ne’er a non-profit that could weather that kind of scrutiny on political issues and come out with it’s tax exempt status intact.

      Feb 2, 2009 at 3:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 49 · Whup-Ass Master

      Not for nothing, but there’s a lovely site called whitepages.com which makes it very easy to look up the phone numbers and addresses of most people on that list. In case you want to, you know, send Cha Cha Caster a candygram or something.

      Feb 2, 2009 at 3:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 50 · Kevin

      It’s easy to rake religion over the coals when people use religion as an excuse to take people’s rights away and generally behave like douchebags.

      However, rarely do self-identified atheists go unhinged over religion when people’s religious beliefs influence their decisions to feed the poor, take care of the sick, sacrifice their lives to help the oppressed, build schools, or love people unconditionally.

      Atheist are often just another form of fundamentalist. Ugly. Smug. Chosen. And always right.

      Excuse me while I barf.

      Feb 2, 2009 at 3:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 51 · Perfida Limpin

      @Andrew Bell:

      But Mormons are not real Christians. At best, they’re quasi-Christians! And what can one expect from a “sect” (and I’m using this terminology rather loosely) that invents and changes dogma when their lies get too obvious!

      Feb 2, 2009 at 3:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 52 · Tim

      What the article failed to say, was that they didn’t donate 1 dollar to the campaign. They used their staff, buildings, etc., but didn’t give any money. What about the churches that donated to the No on 8 campaign, or provided services? The church didn’t lie. I don’t remember them ever coming out and saying this is all we spent. Lists of expenditures take time to recover. This is a red herring. And Obama’s not taking away tax exempt status, he doesn’t even like gay marriage. And with the economy like this, no one is going to care about the LGBT community. Be honest with yourselves.

      Feb 2, 2009 at 10:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 53 · petted

      @Tim: It may take time to compile a full list of expenditures but when your provide services that cost your organization money to a political campaign and you claim to have not provided any significant financial services that is dishonest. You might say that they didn’t give Yes on 8 any money but don’t kid yourself they provided substantial financial resources to the Yes campaign cause if they hadn’t paid for those plane tickets, hotel rooms, food, provided server support, housing support, and only Smith knows what else the Yes campaign would have spent substantially more securing those resources. It’d be one thing if they came out in the aftermath, about 2 months ago now, saying that they needed time to tabulate the financial value of their support of the Yes campaign but that is not what they did, in point of fact all they said was that they make any cash donations but only a fool would think that this church didn’t spend a substantial sum of money in making these resources available.

      Feb 3, 2009 at 3:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 54 · Pragmatist

      @Kevin:

      Thanks! Exactly what I wanted to say. No matter how tempting, we should not meet intolerance and bigotry with even MORE intolerance and bigotry.

      Feb 3, 2009 at 6:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 55 · Jaroslaw

      I don’t know how anyone can read these stories and say the church didn’t lie. Anything less than being totally upfront with how you spend money, use your staff and buildings and resources is lying.

      Hiding, shading, misleading – those are all lies when compared with what these organizations say how their members are supposed to live their lives.

      And no, TIM, we should not be grateful “they didn’t spend more.” They are free to advocate issues and encourage their members to get involved, but the official church and/or hierarchy CANNOT get directly involved in political campaigns or tell people how to vote. NO NO NO NO.

      If they do this, the ARE supposed to lose their tax exempt status.

      Feb 3, 2009 at 12:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 56 · Charles J. Mueller

      @tallskin:

      Tim, I went to the link you kindly provided and this is what I got:

      Not Found, Error 404

      The page you are looking for no longer exists. Perhaps you can find what you are looking for by searching the site archives by page, month, or category:

      I have, however, read about the Draconian laws banning gay sex in Ethiopia that you commented about in your post. Just when was it decided, in so many countries, including the US, that the power of the church would supercede that of the government?

      With every passing day, it is beginning to sound, more and more, like the planet is returning to the middle ages.

      Feb 3, 2009 at 7:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 57 · Charles J. Mueller

      @Kevin:

      Umm…Kevin, you seem to be ignoring just who were the douchebags to begin with? They started with us. We didn’t start with them.

      “However, rarely do self-identified atheists go unhinged over religion when people’s religious beliefs influence their decisions to feed the poor, take care of the sick, sacrifice their lives to help the oppressed, build schools, or love people unconditionally.”

      Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We’ve heard this song and dance…a million times over. Like pious religious people are the only ones doing good deeds on the planet? Gimme a fucking break.

      Whatever little good these hypocrites are doing, is more than overshadowed by the centuries of evil deeds, physical physical and mental abuse and destruction they have wrought on mankind since they started praying to their icons, wax figures and invisible friends in the sky. And as a lot, Athists are no better or no worse than the religious freaks you seem to defend.

      You really need to avail yourself of a few history books and the Internet and read the history of all religions, not as they see themselves and like to report it, but as they really are and how it actually came down.

      The last three words in that aggrandizement of religious pricks, “Love people unconditionally”, however, is the piéce de resistance.

      You mean like voting away my right to marry the person I love? Work where I please? Live where I please? Protect my physical well being from Jesus freaks and God thugs who think the only good faggot is a dead faggot? Deny my worshiping at a church or condemnining me to an eternity of hellfire and brimstone, just because I am gay? Is that the kind of “unconditional love” you are alluding to, Kevin?

      Now, excuse me while I barf!

      Feb 3, 2009 at 7:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 58 · Charles J. Mueller

      @Pragmatist:

      “No matter how tempting, we should not meet intolerance and bigotry with even MORE intolerance and bigotry.”

      And pray tell, why not, Pragmatist? Have you not read your bible?

      From the Code of Hammurabi. Hammurabi was King of Babylon, 1792-1750BC. The code survives today in the Akkadian language. Used in the Bible, Matthew 5:38 (King James Version):

      “Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth.”

      Or, is my quoting from the very same bible that the religious right uses to condemn me as a gay man, meeting intolerance and bigotry with even more intolerance and bigotry?

      Feb 3, 2009 at 7:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 59 · Brad Grady · Member · 1 comments

      @Andrew Bell: Christianity has never been its TRUE self sinse Jesus was done in. I recommend reading a book called CROSSOVERS THE ORIGIN OF HOMOSEXUALITY BY… SIDNEY SCHWARTZ WITH REV. CARL HEWITT. It will be a challenge and blessing to read and find out what I mean from what I learned.

      Feb 3, 2009 at 11:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 60 · Chaz

      This is a bit stupid. The total spent on one side (as I recall was something on the order of 75 million. And this is less than 200k.

      There may be some reasons for you to be upset with the Mormon Church, but the spending of money doesn’t look like a big deal here.

      Feb 5, 2009 at 4:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 61 · Chaz

      From what I can tell, it appears that folks are under the delusion that a Church (or any non-profit for that matter) might lose its tax exempt status for donating to a political campaign.

      That belief is WRONG. Churches are allows the right of free speech under the constitution with regard to political positions. They may OFFICIALLY and repeatedly endorse a political position on any number of moral issues and they may make Church people and facilities available for that purpose. What they are NOT allowed to do is attack or support a political CANDIDATE. That is a serious violation.

      But they CAN support or attack a PROPOSITION — and they can do so all day long without losing tax exempt status.

      And again, this is a tiny, trivial amount of money.

      Feb 5, 2009 at 4:34 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 62 · strumpetwindsock · Member · 1994 comments

      @Perfida Limpin: @CPT_Doom: …and the other posters trying to split hairs about who is a Christian and who is not.

      I agree with you about taking the Mormon Church to the boards for their dastardly behaviour, but come on… What makes Martin Luther any more of a “real Christian” than Joseph Smith…. or Constantine or Paul for that matter? All those boys got it second-hand.

      Are you trying to say that you think the Roman Catholic Church really is God’s one true church? That’s the kind of baseless logic Pope Benedict uses to discredit other faiths. This bigotry has nothing to do with the issue at hand.

      Feb 5, 2009 at 4:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 63 · strumpetwindsock · Member · 1994 comments

      @Charles J. Mueller: Speaking as an agnostic, I think perhaps you should include the complete quotation, which means exactly the opposite of the snippet you used:

      ‘You have heard that it was said, “An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.” But I say to you, Do not resist an evildoer. But if anyone strikes you on the right cheek, turn the other also; and if anyone wants to sue you and take your coat, give your cloak as well; and if anyone forces you to go one mile, go also the second mile. Give to everyone who begs from you, and do not refuse anyone who wants to borrow from you.
      ‘You have heard that it was said, “You shall love your neighbour and hate your enemy.” But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, so that you may be children of your Father in heaven.

      Sorry to force scripture on you all, and it feels a bit odd being a Christian apologist, but I don’t think any of us would like to be mis-represented with an inaccurate quote.

      Feb 5, 2009 at 4:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 64 · Matt (the other one)

      Tallskin: “Fucking filthy bigoted sky pixy worshipping bastards. Ban the lot of them.”

      That sounds really intolerant and prejudiced. Do you really think that everyone who believes in a God is a bigot?

      Feb 5, 2009 at 10:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 65 · Charles J. Mueller

      @strumpetwindsock:

      Thank you. My hat’s off to you, Sir. You’re a man who does not let anything slip past him, I see. You obviously do not follow the crowd and I respect that.

      By pointing out my error, you have just illustrated for us precisely what the church has been doing for so long…quoting out of context to substantiate their bigoted and hateful comments and feelings about the LGBT community and justify their discrimination of us.

      I fully agree with you when you say that you don’t thin any of us would like to be mis-represented with an inaccurate quote.

      Are you listening Mormons and the Religious right who used lies and misquotes to trump our American Constitutions promise of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness for all Americans?

      Wayne Bessen said it best in his full-page ad in the Salt Lake City Times.

      “Liar, liar, pants on fire.”

      Feb 7, 2009 at 11:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 66 · Theresa

      With the economy the way it? I think that allowing gay marriage would only booste the economy. If the average (Straight)American couple spends 20,000 dollars on a wedding…. just think how much money would be spent if all the gays and lesbians were able to marry!

      Apr 16, 2009 at 8:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 67 · Theresa

      My previous comment was meant for Tim.

      Apr 16, 2009 at 8:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 68 · Hooka

      Bottom line here is a higher percentage and number of minorities voted for this measure than Mormons so why are you attacking the Mormons. Because your all to weak to face the hard reality that minorities oppose gay marriage more than Mormons. I guess that wouldn’t fit into your PC world so its easier to ignore the real facts. The mormon church is an easy target but they never claimed to believe anything else so what did you expect. Why is noone attacking all the Babtist, Catholic, Evangelical, Muslim, and Jewish synagoges,mosques, and churches that backed this measure? 2% of California is Mormon so how does 2% get the majority of the vote? If no Mormons vote it still passes. Better go back back to the drawing board and factor in that most of the voters weren’t Mormon and just maybye the majority of Californians agree with the Mormons on this issue. BTW if you show up at my door you better bring more than candy.

      Jan 26, 2010 at 2:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 69 · Hooka

      http://knowthyneighbor.blogs.c.....oters.html
      Those darn minorities they must be terrible people. Better get their address and pay them a visit so they know how they should be voting. Sound racist and bigoted when its not a Mormon your talking about. I thought it might.

      Jan 26, 2010 at 2:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 70 · John [Different person #1 using similar name]

      Anyone that investigates mormons for any amont of time will tell you that whether its stealing kids in fraud adoptions, or prop 8, they don’t do anything unless they stand to make money on it. The real question everyone should be asking is not what did they spend, but what did they make on prop 8. I’m sure if it is fully investigated it will be revealed that they made a lot of money on prop 8.When that’s known the rabbit hole will be revealed.

      Oct 14, 2011 at 2:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 71 · TracyDom

      Is this the most annoying church ever? Here in Europe you can’t even have a quiet afternoon in the park without being pestered by their dorky missionaries on bicycles.

      May 19, 2012 at 11:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag

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    Morning Goods: Jakub Stefano

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    By:           Japhy Grant
    On:           Dec 3, 2008
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  • 38 Comments
    • No. 72 · Michael

      Is armpit hair a sin or something? Cripes! I am sick of these waxed little boys. He’d be so much hotter if he had some body hair left.

      Dec 3, 2008 at 9:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 73 · steve

      ^ agreed

      meh

      Dec 3, 2008 at 9:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 74 · Darth Paul

      @Michael: Yeah, whoever’s in charge of posting Goods isn’t doing so hot lately. Clone after clone…

      Dec 3, 2008 at 9:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 75 · Woof

      Meh is right. Just what we needs another gym rat self absorbed blogger, turned wanna be model. What happened to Jason Statham for morning goods???? We can always revist BEN COHEN!

      Dec 3, 2008 at 9:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 76 · benwa · Member · 53 comments

      are those breast implants?

      Dec 3, 2008 at 9:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 77 · Alan down in Florida

      What’s with the .png files Japhy?

      Dec 3, 2008 at 10:17 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 78 · Sam [Different person #1 using similar name]

      Humility can be hot, this guy has none.

      Dec 3, 2008 at 10:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 79 · thatguyfromboston

      what’s with the shoe laces?

      Dec 3, 2008 at 10:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 80 · ILOVEZ

      His chest is unbelievable! Impeccable!

      Dec 3, 2008 at 10:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 81 · Dave

      Seriously, what is with the waxing? Enough hairless wonders already!

      And another thing: is it me, or are this guy’s nipples oddly large and hypnotic?

      Dec 3, 2008 at 10:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 82 · Miley Crisis

      Give Michael a permanent job picking your Morning Goods. This dude is HOT!! I heart his nipples. Yum!!
      Great job Japhy.

      Dec 3, 2008 at 11:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 83 · Smokey Martini

      Yeah, this guys seems like a douche, but I’d still face-fuck him. :)

      Dec 3, 2008 at 11:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 84 · hardmannyc · Member · 1071 comments

      Wow, what’s with the hating? I think he’s totally wackable-hot. So what if he doesn’t have underarm hair? Just gives a better view of that amazing depth in the delts.

      Dec 3, 2008 at 11:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 85 · Brian

      OMG. This hot bitch took my breath away. I nominate him for HOTTEST Morning Goods EVER.

      Dec 3, 2008 at 12:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 86 · Adam

      i’m surprised at the comments – this one is a real keeper. Come on, if you saw him out you’re telling me you wouldn’t think he’s hot. I just can’t believe that. Beautiful body, nice face. Body hair is nice, but a preference – I happen to like both.

      Dec 3, 2008 at 12:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 87 · Michael W.

      He’s no Luke Guldan but he’s alright (from the neck down at least).

      I’ll submit a recommendation: Steven Strait. He’s got the face, the body and some of his more recent glam shots have hair in all the right places like these guys seem to want.

      Dec 3, 2008 at 12:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 88 · chi brian

      Way too much waxing. He looks like a teenage boy

      Dec 3, 2008 at 12:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 89 · The Milkman

      You haters need a reality check. Even if he might not be your particular cup of tea, this guy is unspeakably hot.

      Dec 3, 2008 at 12:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 90 · dvlaries · Member · 1045 comments

      Nice nipples, I could work those for hours.
      Bet he has a nice ass too, but, as is usual around here, we can’t say we’ve seen and know…
      :|

      Dec 3, 2008 at 1:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 91 · Nick

      You all crack me up. If this guy walked up to you in a bar and said, lets go have sex, you’d be on your back in .5 seconds, not asking him if he has chest or underarm hair.

      It seems like the bear lovers are the loudest whiners here. So, put me on the side of more models like this.

      Dec 3, 2008 at 1:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 92 · Ray

      you’re right, if he approached me in a bar i’d be like, “are you talking to me?!” however, although i applaud his obvious dedication to his physique, i really only like the smiling picture – and even then he’d need to lose the earrings.

      and i can’t believe i’m saying this, but some body hair would be nice (maybe just a little armpit and happy trail). but i’ll deny that if you ever bring it up.

      Dec 3, 2008 at 1:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 93 · hardmannyc · Member · 1071 comments

      “It seems like the bear lovers are the loudest whiners here. ”

      Ain’t THAT the truth! It’s not like they have a preference; it’s like their preference is THE preference. It’s funny because the whole bear thing was supposed to be founded on nonjudgemental body issues, and they’ve ended up being the biggest body fascists of all.

      Dec 3, 2008 at 5:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 94 · Suburban · Member · 522 comments

      I agree with ILOVEZ and Nick, what is everyone complaining about, Jakub is HOT. That chest alone, holy shit. A happy trail would look hot on him but most of us would kill to look even 1/2 as good and most never will.

      Dec 3, 2008 at 5:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 95 · M Shane

      He’s got a fun smile: like he’s getting off? Some people, believe it or not don’t get chest hair to speak of-ever, it’s not always wax. Some people also have nipples that are large and very stimulus active; not me; I could punch somebody who attacks mine.
      The armpits though? I think even women hve hairy pits. Sometimes chests too, i’m sure.
      Quit bitchin’ andimagine roling around with him once even. “Get it while ya can” J Joplin.

      Dec 3, 2008 at 5:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 96 · TBSJR · Member · 191 comments

      He is HOT for sure. I agree about those nipples. I could work them over and watch him squirm.

      Dec 3, 2008 at 7:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 97 · Michael vdB

      After I read the article about the young white man being more desireable then the blah, blah, blah… lol.

      Jakub is good looking. I don’t need hair to lick the any part of that body. Some people look better without hair, some people don’t. Everyone doesn’t need to have body hair, while again, not everyone needs to look like they the opposite. If you don’t like the lookies, then find a good porn site that suites your choice. A man who is hot, still is a man who is hot…regardless of if they have hair or not. I happen to like both but it depends on the person.

      Dec 3, 2008 at 8:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 98 · Suburban · Member · 522 comments

      I like how you think TBSJR…I would like to do more than work his nipples over I’d like to suck on them.

      Dec 3, 2008 at 10:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 99 · TBSJR · Member · 191 comments

      Oh SUBURBAN when I said work them over that includes licking,sucking, and tweaking them

      Dec 4, 2008 at 8:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 100 · Phoenix (The Millitant Nelly One)

      Haló, Jakub Stefano! JÁ cenit tebe ar čimanský!

      Dec 4, 2008 at 11:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 101 · Fred

      So gorgeous !
      found some extra pics here
      http://www.gaybuzz.fr/2008/11/.....b-stefano/

      and

      http://www.gaybuzz.fr/2008/10/.....la-douche/

      Dec 12, 2008 at 10:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 102 · Andrea Bacelar

      Hey guys

      All of photos of him is here:
      http://deusesperfeitos.blogspo.....%20Stefano

      Dec 17, 2008 at 10:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 103 · GFY

      steroid freak !!!!! I bet you his penis is like 2 inch long LOL

      Dec 22, 2008 at 11:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 104 · Jacob

      too much muscles is so overrated, natural body is better, this guy is so full of himself
      what is the big deal ,another guy with muscles ???? he looks like a jackass the way he pose, whatever

      Dec 22, 2008 at 11:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 105 · Eric

      my boyfriend is hotter, so suck on that bitches you can have this piece of garbage :)
      besides I agree I bet you it’s small down there.I feel like singing it’s a small world after all :P

      Dec 22, 2008 at 11:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 106 · blackguy

      passable for a dumb bottom bitch

      Dec 22, 2008 at 11:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 107 · Pauline

      Hi can any other person use your pictures to put on other website without your permission?

      Jan 13, 2009 at 12:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 108 · Oscar Portela

      Jakub Stefano el salvador

      por Oscar Portela

      Tú me salvas Jakub, tú me redimes.

      De mi mismo me ocultas. El mundo es solo velo.

      Entre tus piernas ahora duermo

      Un infinito sueño y soy uno contigo

      Oh Divino y perfecto reparador asilo.

      Así tu ingle donde se curva el universo

      Y los ángeles loan mi boca me transporta

      A ser un ave que liba de tus néctares

      Preciosos cuando mi siembra cae

      Sobre sobre tu carne en el sueño febril y

      Ardiente con que tomas mi carne y revelas

      Los misterios del cosmos y del vino.

      Todas las cuerdas de tu cuerpo

      Son vibraciones de la carne, reveladas

      En el fundido de oro de tus músculos

      Donde canta la alondra el infinito asombro

      De la pasión que arde en el profundo

      Océano de la falta de nombres.

      Yo ya no soy en mí: soy lo abierto y el velo

      Que surge de tus miembros que ocultan prestos

      El tesoro que Jasón rabdomante buscara

      Tras los pliegues de las Islas Radiantes.

      Así te ocultas y revelas ocultándome en ti como

      La profecía de un alba revelada en el grito

      Y el pasmo del abrazo en el que mueres

      Y resucitas trayéndome contigo nuevamente

      Hacia el extrañamiento inquieto del amor.

      Oh coloso fundido en bronce y oro.

      Oh Dios e hijo de los Dioses: mis brazos de tímido

      Mortal sobre tus piernas salmodian la osadía

      De subir hacia ti, hacia tus cimas,

      Y siempre oculto en la pasión que mata

      Me llevas hacia el jardín donde las abras

      Me revelan océanos de fuego y se abren

      Como flores carnívoras hacia el juego en que

      Como serpiente me abro hasta ser habitado

      Por el Dios donde comienzan tiempo y mundo

      En el ahogo del socavón primero

      Donde ya no estas más, donde tampoco estoy,

      Porque cenizas somos llevados por el viento

      Hasta el umbral de los renacimientos.

      Tú me salvas ahora, el mundo salvas

      Y la individuación perece en el fundido

      De tu cuerpo en el mío, ya serpientes que fundan

      El cosmos por amor al fuego y la lascivia.

      Oscar Portela

      Mar 3, 2009 at 8:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 109 · Ryan

      I most certainly would not under any circumstances kick him out of bed no no no.

      Jan 1, 2010 at 11:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag

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