Are you sad? Depressed? Lonely? And sick of late-night television ads for anti-depressants? Then you need a boyfriend. And who else to advise you on scoring a mate than Davey Wavey, he of “the Craigslist Killer is so hot” fame. Davey previously advised you on how to hook up online — so this is either the companion video that those guidelines, or a whole new approach to monogamy from Mr. Wavey.
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How To Find a Boyfriend, From the Author of How to Hook Up Online
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Brandon
“…while none of us are 100% totally and completely at that point where we’re fully in love with ourselves…”
If Davey Wavey of all people isn’t fully in love with himself, what hope is there for the rest of us?
Thom Freeheart
Davey! I’ve missed you!
scott ny'er
Oh no! Not again.
Christian
i have no interest in what this dumb ass has to say.
lay off the tina sweetheart.
Matt
“internets” I didn’t know there was more than one.
Bob R
I saw Davey Wavey posting pictures and a profile on dudesnude.com. No, he wasn’t nude, but his photos are there and he says he’s from Ontario and apparently looking to meet people in the local area. He’s a little too Pollyanna for me and his preachy style is annoying. Why the fascination with him here on Queerty?
Evil Betty Speaks
@Christian: Thank you…at least he doesn’t have the circles under his eyes that comes from not sleeping after a hard night of tina
Cam
Ugh, I can’t even click on the play button for this guy anymore. When Queerty first started posting about him I thought that his videos would be funny or clever etc… But I mean you can hear the exact same conversations if you take the subway Sunday morning. If you want to put up videos with young gay guys, put up some like Jeffery and Cole (The VGL boys on gay marriage) etc… This guy just seems like he’s trying sooooo hard.
thatguyfromboston
I have issues w/ his Canuckiness.
Paul
And this… is why… I’ve started reading Towleroad instead of Queerty.
Relative Vapidity
You know you’re dealing with merengue when by comparison Queerty appears to have substance.
Douchey Wouchey is like a sweet-smelling fart.
Michael
ok, so whats tina?
Anthony
This is easy for him to say. He doesn’t even need to have a pulse and he could still find someone.
slider
Davey Wavey seems to have ripped off his comments from Brad Gooch’s book circa 1999 “The Boyfriend Within”….next case, step down.
Itstheberries
One of the most annoying video experiences I have ever had. Who is this tool?
galefan2004
I know this probably doesn’t surprise anyone, but seriously, I’m 100% in love with myself. It took a long time to get there, but honestly at 30 I feel just fine loving myself.
I kind of agree with what this dude says somewhat. Except, the problem is that when you are 100% alright with being single there is no real reason to want the strings that come along with a boyfriend. I think there has to be a little bit of longing in order for us to actually accept the drama a relationship has in it.
Oh, and I also thought the Craigslist killer was pretty fucking hot.
galefan2004
@thatguyfromboston: I don’t read him that way. Is he a little bit cocky in the videos? Yes. However, I honestly think its his misdirect attempt at being funny. The funniest thing is that the impression I get from him is that he probably cries himself to sleep at night. He seems like a very unhappy person putting on a very decent mask of “happiness”.
BrianZ
@Anthony: I think that not having a pulse, or at least a condition that would prevent Davey from speaking, would likely increase his odds of scoring a long-term relationship. She really should stick to Manhunt.
TANK
He’s got a christopher walken look to him. Only, ya know…without anything entertaining or interesting to say. Now, I could watch christopher walken eat a bowl of cereal…he’s that engaging.
Oh, here’s how ya land yourself a man, girls. Bathe regularly and get off manhunt.
TANK
@galefan2004:
Shaddup fatso!
ben
It’s pretty provincial to imagine that someone this handsome, albeit flighty and daft, could be abusing crystal meth. He’s clearly a coke boy. Gawwwww.
Andrew
The issue with Davey is a lot of what he says is actually true (even if the presentation is flighty and insincere). I doubt he wrote it – there’s a plethora of self-help books and sites and some good writers out there and I’d say he’s probably got himself quite a library of them.