How To Find a Boyfriend, From the Author of How to Hook Up Online
 
 

Are you sad? Depressed? Lonely? And sick of late-night television ads for anti-depressants? Then you need a boyfriend. And who else to advise you on scoring a mate than Davey Wavey, he of "the Craigslist Killer is so hot" fame. Davey previously advised you on how to hook up online — so this is either the companion video that those guidelines, or a whole new approach to monogamy from Mr. Wavey.

 
 
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Comments (22)

No. 1 · Brandon

"…while none of us are 100% totally and completely at that point where we're fully in love with ourselves…"

If Davey Wavey of all people isn't fully in love with himself, what hope is there for the rest of us?

Posted: Jul 2, 2009 at 10:45 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Thom Freeheart

Davey! I've missed you!

Posted: Jul 2, 2009 at 11:06 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · scott ny'er

Oh no! Not again.

Posted: Jul 2, 2009 at 11:12 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Christian

i have no interest in what this dumb ass has to say.
lay off the tina sweetheart.

Posted: Jul 2, 2009 at 11:24 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Matt

"internets" I didn't know there was more than one.

Posted: Jul 2, 2009 at 11:34 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Bob R

I saw Davey Wavey posting pictures and a profile on dudesnude.com. No, he wasn't nude, but his photos are there and he says he's from Ontario and apparently looking to meet people in the local area. He's a little too Pollyanna for me and his preachy style is annoying. Why the fascination with him here on Queerty?

Posted: Jul 2, 2009 at 11:49 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · Evil Betty Speaks

@Christian: Thank you…at least he doesn't have the circles under his eyes that comes from not sleeping after a hard night of tina

Posted: Jul 2, 2009 at 1:20 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · Cam

Ugh, I can't even click on the play button for this guy anymore. When Queerty first started posting about him I thought that his videos would be funny or clever etc… But I mean you can hear the exact same conversations if you take the subway Sunday morning. If you want to put up videos with young gay guys, put up some like Jeffery and Cole (The VGL boys on gay marriage) etc… This guy just seems like he's trying sooooo hard.

Posted: Jul 2, 2009 at 1:24 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 9 · thatguyfromboston

I have issues w/ his Canuckiness.

Posted: Jul 2, 2009 at 2:09 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 10 · Paul

And this… is why… I've started reading Towleroad instead of Queerty.

Posted: Jul 2, 2009 at 3:27 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 11 · Relative Vapidity

You know you're dealing with merengue when by comparison Queerty appears to have substance.

Douchey Wouchey is like a sweet-smelling fart.

Posted: Jul 2, 2009 at 3:30 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 12 · Michael

ok, so whats tina?

Posted: Jul 2, 2009 at 5:31 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 13 · Anthony

This is easy for him to say. He doesn't even need to have a pulse and he could still find someone.

Posted: Jul 2, 2009 at 8:08 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 14 · slider

Davey Wavey seems to have ripped off his comments from Brad Gooch's book circa 1999 "The Boyfriend Within"….next case, step down.

Posted: Jul 3, 2009 at 12:06 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 15 · Itstheberries

One of the most annoying video experiences I have ever had. Who is this tool?

Posted: Jul 3, 2009 at 10:52 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 16 · galefan2004

I know this probably doesn't surprise anyone, but seriously, I'm 100% in love with myself. It took a long time to get there, but honestly at 30 I feel just fine loving myself.

I kind of agree with what this dude says somewhat. Except, the problem is that when you are 100% alright with being single there is no real reason to want the strings that come along with a boyfriend. I think there has to be a little bit of longing in order for us to actually accept the drama a relationship has in it.

Oh, and I also thought the Craigslist killer was pretty fucking hot.

Posted: Jul 4, 2009 at 8:51 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 17 · galefan2004

@thatguyfromboston: I don't read him that way. Is he a little bit cocky in the videos? Yes. However, I honestly think its his misdirect attempt at being funny. The funniest thing is that the impression I get from him is that he probably cries himself to sleep at night. He seems like a very unhappy person putting on a very decent mask of "happiness".

Posted: Jul 4, 2009 at 8:53 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 18 · BrianZ

@Anthony: I think that not having a pulse, or at least a condition that would prevent Davey from speaking, would likely increase his odds of scoring a long-term relationship. She really should stick to Manhunt.

Posted: Jul 4, 2009 at 4:08 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 19 · TANK

He's got a christopher walken look to him. Only, ya know…without anything entertaining or interesting to say. Now, I could watch christopher walken eat a bowl of cereal…he's that engaging.

Oh, here's how ya land yourself a man, girls. Bathe regularly and get off manhunt.

Posted: Jul 5, 2009 at 4:29 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 20 · TANK

@galefan2004:

Shaddup fatso!

Posted: Jul 5, 2009 at 4:32 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 21 · ben

It's pretty provincial to imagine that someone this handsome, albeit flighty and daft, could be abusing crystal meth. He's clearly a coke boy. Gawwwww.

Posted: Jul 5, 2009 at 11:13 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 22 · Andrew

The issue with Davey is a lot of what he says is actually true (even if the presentation is flighty and insincere). I doubt he wrote it – there's a plethora of self-help books and sites and some good writers out there and I'd say he's probably got himself quite a library of them.

Posted: Oct 28, 2009 at 12:48 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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