It takes a special kind of shitty person to let somebody you’ve never met break up with your paramour for you, but that’s exactly what IDUMP4U.com is for. Pay some guy named Bradley $10, and he’ll spend 10 minutes calling your soon-to-be ex and breaking the hard news that you’re over the relationship. (For $25, he’ll end your engagement; for $50 he’ll end your marriage.) Apparently he’s been offering his services for a while, as the above conversation, where Nate dumps Ben, was taped last year. Should we feel bad for listening in on the end of a relationship? Probably. But how can we not listen to Damien break up with Andrea because he’s realized he’s … not straight?
For the more reasonable out there, there are the resources of MyGayBreakup.com. Good luck with that.
[via]
Jose
Can’t people just pretend to be other people with this service to fuck over their relationship?
D=
Mike L.
@Jose: It wouldn’t be as fun, plus there wouldn’t be any recordings.
I listened to quite a few, hilarious, just hilarious.
I’m recommending that site to some ppl lol just incase they ever decide to use it hahaha!
It’s not as impersonal as an e-mail or a text msg, at least there is someone responding live via phone conversation lol.
A Dude
Lol @ that second call. Damien is either a HUGE douche (dumping his “test girlfriend” through a stranger), or a HUGE practical player.
Either way, this Brandon dude is a HUGE douche.
A Dude
@A Dude: practical *joker*
Soakman
Wow.. This is a pretty awful site. I get it that his guys is an opportunist, and people are willing to pay him to do this thing, but it’s a bit distasteful to keep recordings. Maybe one or two for authentification purposes for his site, but ouch.
SouLKid
LMAO!
Am i a horrible person for finding this funny?
Lanjier
I think this service has one good effect. If you get a call from Bradley, it should be a warning that you choose people for the wrong reasons. It should also serve to remind the dumped person that they should never get together with the dumper ever again. The website should have advice to the dumpee on how they could go so wrong, and what to learn from it.
Mike L.
My favorite was this one call to a guy named Carlos whose girlfriend dumped him cuz he’s too emotional, and when he visited the website while on the phone he realized he really was being dumped and started to CRY OMG lol yes I’m horrible for finding that totally HILARIOUS!!!!!
fuzz
That ain’t right.
Blahblah
I love how he says “Ogay?” instead of “okay” when talking to and about gay stuff. lol