Like it or not, Kim Davis is now a household name. The antigay Rowan County clerk is the new face of the Christian right in America. But while everyone’s been busy talking about the 49-year-old Born Again homophobe’s refusal to follow the rule of law, we thought we’d turn our attention to a previously neglected topic: Her personal style.
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Davis is nothing if not unwavering. Whether it’s defying court orders, praising Jesus, taking on another in a line of husbands, or denying marriage licenses to same-sex couples, who are, by definition, marrying for the first (not fourth) time, she commits herself 400 percent. This also includes her Apostolic sense of fashion. In case you haven’t noticed, she pretty much wears the same outfit every day, with only slight variations in color and pattern. Clearly she’s found a look that works for her and so she’s stickin’ to it!
Here are some easy breezy tips on how you can get Kim Davis’ signature look…
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The graphic T
A graphic T with a low cut (but not too low cut) neckline is a great way to feel comfortable and express your ideology and personalty all in one fell swoop. Fashionista’s frown upon wearing labels, but the “Jesus” brand never really goes out of style. (At least until, we assume, he returns for the rapture.)
The thermal
Temperature control can be a real issue in government office buildings, especially in the Deep South, even for the most cold-blooded of county clerks. A neutral-colored, cotton/spandex blend long-sleeved undershirt worn beneath the graphic T keeps you cozy (not to mention completely covered!) when the air conditioning is on full blast.
The maxi skirt
A conservative, ankle-length maxi skirt is a must. Preferred fabrics are jersey knit, floral print, or stretch denim. We’re not able to see her labels, so we don’t know if she is violating the Old Testament prohibition on mixed fabrics, but it’s pretty obvious she’s not a devotee of great natural fabrics. Davis prefers the cheap, synthetic, made-by-children-in-China look. And nothing too form-fitting or hip-hugging either. Remember, the goal is a genuinely prim & pious appearance. Attractive but not sexy in that sinful “fuck me I’m sexy” sort of way.
The shoesA tasteful pair of basic athletic shoes with good arch support makes digging in your heels when it comes to refusing marriage licenses to same-sex couples much more effective, not to mention comfortable.
The glasses
Three words: Leopard print eyeglasses. Anything other than that is an abomination.
Of course, no Kim Davis look would be complete without a single braid down the center of the back, a timeless metaphor for the thrice-divorced mother of two’s multi-layered marital history, which includes one affair and two marriages to the same man.
The scrunchie
Complete your look with a scrunchie. It’s a fun way to add a pop of color to any outfit, and it tells the world: “My personal style, like my political beliefs, is stuck in 1991” or, perhaps going back before manufacturing, Biblical times.
Scott Archimbaud
Shop the Kim Davis collection at Wal Mart this fall. Also see display ad in this month’s W magazine. Ha!
Thaddeus Motyka
Every week is Fashion Week in Kimville
Sand Nierenberg
In the dumpster that says clothes for the homeless
NJjoe
The thrift shop.
Nate Topaha
Oh no! I luv it. Someone in SLC is going to dress like her for Halloween.
Phranc Azzhee
Look gurl got style!!!
Bauhaus
@Nate Topaha:
Forget Jenner (I wouldn’t care if she got a perm and bangs at this point), Kim Davis’ signature look is perfect for Halloween.
Roger Honeycutt
Start by digging through the garbage cans at goodwill. They won’t even try and sell those rags
Jacqueline Paul
No matter how u dress it up..Kim has clearly skipped the bit in the scriptures about gluttony and the body is a temple…dont like to get personal..but if your preachin at the pulpit.you need to look like you show your faith by the way u live.
Jacqueline Paul
Another thing 80 k a year..trust the overspill of wot she needs to live on..goes to the needy..and not a high interest bank account…AND does she take contraceptives OR has she since she started followin JAZZUS ?..u cud go on all day..is her son using contraceptives ?..all day.
Desert Boy
Kim Davis’ fashion icon is Kathy Bates in her award winning role as ‘Misery’ in the film by the same name.
Cory M. Warren
But I don’t want to contract syphilis…
Michael Robbie Halliwell
So it’s a Halloween costume now?! XD
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Sorta Haute Crunt fashion………………..
Octavio Roca
Robert Pimentel
Why is this fat bitch still in the news? Enough already
Jimmy Eden
Don’t wear a bra?
Denis Laferrière
oh gawd, is this going to be a Hallowe’en trend??
Brian K Combs
Her daily read
Patrick Healey
Let yourself completely go!
Sameer Nurani
Trim your pubic hair like her face!
Marylou Porter
Ugly duckling!!!!
NateOcean
What? No mention of the super-absorbant industrial-strength maxi-pads?
OutInTheOC
Hey Santa Monica Halloween Parade……I see this as your new costume for 2015. Let us see who can get the closes to looking like this nut….
Stephen Mole
Love it.
Sidney Tucker
Shop at the Walmart discount rack.
Glücklich
@OutInTheOC:
That would be a feat. It’s illegal in Santa Monica to possess women’s clothing larger than a size 4. You’ll have better luck going down to Marina del Rey and getting a boat sail.
bottom250
The way she dresses tells me there is no God.
Kenneth Fallows
White trash by any other definition!
martinbakman
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Would love to be a fly on the wall at her church when K.D. isn’t there.
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The sideways comments some of those old dames must let slip out about this former ho.
mcflyer54
Goodwill, Salvation Army and for-profit thrift stores all having an abundance of clothing that, for whatever reason, they simply cannot sell. Those items that are non-sellable are usually bundled and shipped to “missions” in 3rd world countries. However, apparently every so often a bundle of those clothing items are sent directly to Kim Davis in care of the Rowan Country Kentucky County Clerk’s office.
Jody Castillo
stop trying
Tom Mchenry
Okay, her 15 minutes of fame is over…go back to your double wide and deal with it. Troll…You are not wanted anymore….Poooof! be gone!
actiondude
Purchase the Kim Davis Collection, available now in the backpack of any homeless woman.
Hadrian Nava Embalsado
Available in Target.
billybobs
$80.000 a year she’s in rags ?
Billy Budd
“Davis prefers the cheap, synthetic, made-by-children-in-China look.” LOL LOL LOL
Glücklich
@billybobs:
I know! $80K’s good money in Kentucky.
Bobby French
Just step in front of a train.
Gee Rosato
Honey that is clothing is of mixed fibers ; take
her fat cow ass out to the town square and
stone her to death.
The Bible says so
Jacqueline Paul
Is she from a trailor park ?
Jerry Green
Achieving her look is simple….Fill your heart with bigotry, prejudice, contempt and every other non-Christian feeling you can think of….Look acquired.
Kelly Jo
Dumpy Slouchy and XXL.
Barry Stradtner
Go to a Mennonite thrift store and fish out the 5 cent items. Layer your clothes to cover the shame of you adultery and multiple divorces/hypocrisy and never ever do anything with your hair!
NJjoe
The Kim Davis (KD Fashions) Fall White Trash Line coming to a street corner near you. Affordable Wig will follow with dry spray (free with purchase of one pair of KD Grandmom Painties). Details to come in the upcoming on Trailer Trash Magazine.
Tom Strohecker
Can’t wait for SNL to do a sketch mocking her.
Emily Cook
don’t be a bunch of shallows — many activists dress the same way –
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Glücklich
@Emily Cook:
Are you new here? Take a look around. Buncha gay guys.
If anyone dresses like a frump they’re grist for the mill, especially when they’ve spent weeks making a fool of themselves on the wrong side of the issue dressed as a Dostoyevskian peasant. All she’s missing is a babushka and mud-caked cankles.
Brian
I actually like Kim Davis’s fashions. They’re plain and simple. That’s the beauty of them. Most women go to extreme lengths to show of their boobs and behinds. They spend money on expensive fashions. They are in constant “extreme selling” mode.
Kim Davis brings a natural simplicity to womanhood. Gay guys could learn from her.