How to Make the Tiger Woods Sex Scandal a Gay Story? Start Rumors Rachel Uchitel Is a Lez
Christmas Eve — or Nittel Nacht, to some — is basically a wash around Queerty HQ. But one thing we did not want to wake up to was rumors that Rachel Uchitel, Tiger Woods’s original mistress, is a pregnant lesbian. Ugh.
Luckily, the rumors — which we didn’t even hear until Uchitel issued a denial — are false! Relays HollywoodLife.com:
When several reports surfaced that Rachel Uchitel was both pregnant and (if you can believe this) a lesbian, we asked her to set the record straight.
“I am not pregnant!” Rachel declared to HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY of several reports from this morning, Dec. 22, that she was “freaking out” because she was two weeks late, and that rumored paramour Tiger Woods was the baby daddy.
Rachel’s power attorney Gloria Allred is also quick to dismiss these claims. “Rachel is not pregnant,” she reiterates to HollywoodLife.com. “Rumors to the contrary are false.”
Whew. Glad The Gays avoided adding this (alleged!) homewrecker to our team.
Click the link to the source article at your own risk. Bitch has serious camel toe!
Thanks FakeName — you just saved me from a serious case of indigestion.
Hey, if Gloria Allred says something, it has to be true, right?
I am sick of this Tiger Woods “scandal”. Now the tabloids are headlining “Tiger Woods illegal drug use” as if sane people who have a life will be shocked or give a damn.
I think it SHOULD be noted that Tiger has been in the spotlight since he was 5 years old and never really had a “life” as most of us know one. Imagine not being able to admit that your preference is white women because of who it would upset (and I will stop there) nor being able to smoke a joint or do a line with the “fellas” because of your “image”.
Tiger, you are worth a billion plus dollars. FUCK THESE PEOPLE AND THESE OUTRIGHT WHORES WHO ARE NOW COMING OUT OF THE WOODWORK LOOKING FOR THIER 15 MINUTES OF FAME!
I will close that I can’t wait to see the nude pics of you that I (and every sane person left in America)know exist. I cant wait to see that ass.
The last time I checked lesbians don’t have sex with men, or maybe I’m just being old-fashioned…