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How To Tell Your Loved One He Doesn’t Look Good In Spandex

I once dated a guy who insisted on wearing a shell necklace. Or didn’t so much insist on it as he did just forgot not to wear it. Every day. I solved that problem like so: by breaking up with him. Four months later. So I can totally relate to the trouble Mitch had on last night’s Modern Family, conniving with his sister to put it delicately that Cam does not look good in bike shorts.

By:           RYAN TEDDER
On:           Oct 14, 2010
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  • 6 Comments
    • Fitz
      Fitz

      lol, I guess that I am lucky and cursed… my partner has ZERO problems with letting me know when my choice isn’t working.

      Oct 14, 2010 at 1:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • adman
      adman

      My partner looks so damn sexy in his spandex it’s crazy..stocky, shapely legs, bubble butt, and can’t forget the box he’s gifted with. I loathe it when people drag spandex/speedo wearers down, because a few of them don’t look so good. So what? Wait for it, and he will come, lol. Personally spandex does me no good, I have Muay Thai for cardio and I hate roadwork, unlike the partner, so meh. BUT, I live in speedos in the summer around the house. That’s almost what being gay is for, ferchrissakes.

      Oct 14, 2010 at 4:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Soupy
      Soupy

      My partner and I laughed, but more about the back hair shaving.

      Oct 14, 2010 at 5:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • i_dunno_but
      i_dunno_but

      Lotsa people SHOULD wear spandex. Those that shouldn’t are the ones who would have to spell it as spaaaaaaaaaaaandex – and there are many… just go to a beach in South Florida during the winter months and you’ll see what I mean!

      Oct 15, 2010 at 7:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hyhybt
      Hyhybt

      Why would you break up with someone just for wearing a shell necklace?

      Oct 17, 2010 at 2:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mattybear
      Mattybear

      @Hyhybt:
      Yeah. I hope he didn’t break up just because of the necklace. That would be extremely shallow. I mean there are a lot of worse things the bf could have done or worn. But a shell necklace?!????

      Mar 15, 2011 at 11:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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