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How Tom Cruise Cruises For Twink Butt: Zac Efron Edition

Maybe super famous people have different courting rituals than you and me, but I found Tom Cruise’s pick up line aimed at Zac Efron to be both esurient and creepy.

How do two mega-stars first meet, without the help of a publicist or an agent? In a lobby, with an invitation, relays Details.

But Cruise recently flagged Efron down in the lobby of CAA. “You ride motorcycles?” Cruise asked him. Alas, he didn’t. “You wanna learn how?” Cruise invited him out to his house, taught him how a motorcycle engine works, showed him the hangar with his dozens of pristine bikes—including the Triumphs he rode in the Mission: Impossible movies. Efron was allowed to ride a pedigree-less dirt bike. “He made so many great movies,” Efron says of Cruise. “I get the feeling that he works really, really hard. It didn’t come from swagger with him. It came from dedication, hard work. You see it in the way he physicalizes everything. You watch The Last Samurai and that’s him! He’s really doing that.” I ask Efron why he supposes Cruise bothered reaching out to him. “I don’t know,” he says. “I don’t even want to know. It’s just so cool that he gave a shit, the fact that he cared at all. No one else did that.”

Efron might not know why Cruise reached out, but I’ll give you one guess.

By:           JD
On:           Aug 9, 2010
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  • 28 Comments
    • David
      David

      That Tom Cruise is an awful weirdo :/

      Still.. can’t blame em for “reaching out” to that Efron kid :3 nomnomnom

      Aug 9, 2010 at 5:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mac McNeill
      Mac McNeill

      I’ll teach Zac how to ride a motorcycle, and I don’t even own one. :)

      Aug 9, 2010 at 5:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hilarious
      Hilarious

      Oh lord. Who do they think they’re fooling?

      I’m sure Tom showed him a lot of things.

      Aug 9, 2010 at 5:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • asa1973
      asa1973

      Word on the street has always been that Cruise cruises for tall, black, and manly…not short, blond, and twinky. But maybe he was desperate that day at CAA…

      Aug 9, 2010 at 5:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dawson
      Dawson

      Why is it that gays normally aim for the low ball reason to have a FRIENDSHIP between two guys. Seriously, friendships can even exist between straight men and women. Not everything is about sex. Yes, Zac Efron is one sexy little beast (horrible picture of him by the way…is that like when he was under 18…is it here simply because you are trying to paint Cruise as some sort of pervert).

      Aug 9, 2010 at 5:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Scott
      Scott

      He was after Zac for the same reason those annoying people come up to you on the street of every major city: scientology.

      Aug 9, 2010 at 6:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • OrchidIslander
      OrchidIslander

      @asa1973:

      “Word on the street has always been that Cruise cruises for tall, black, and manly…

      Until now, I could have never imagined having anything in common with Mr. Cruise……

      Aug 9, 2010 at 6:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      @Dawson: said…

      “”Why is it that gays normally aim for the low ball reason to have a FRIENDSHIP between two guys. Seriously, friendships can even exist between straight men and women. Not everything is about sex. Yes, Zac Efron is one sexy little beast (horrible picture of him by the way…is that like when he was under 18…is it here simply because you are trying to paint Cruise as some sort of pervert).””
      ________________________________

      This has nothing to do with gays aiming for a lowball reason to have a “Friendship”. What this is has to do with the rules of society. Walking up to somebody you have never met or spoken to before, and saying “You ride motorcycles? You wanna learn how?” Is odd to say the least. Combine that with the fact that celebs don’t normally go up to strangers they’ve never met before and just invite them out to their houses. Cruise doesn’t know if Efron is nuts, a drug addict, violent etc.. and yet he just walked up out of the blue and invites a stranger out to his house. Tom sounds like he is one step away from driving a van with tinted windows and offering Effron candy and a ride home.

      Aug 9, 2010 at 6:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bobert
      Bobert

      @asa1973:

      Will Smith?

      Aug 9, 2010 at 6:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bobert
      Bobert

      Guys, Tom Hardy is a bottom:

      “I thought I’d have a little bit of a party, and I’d end up high and frightened, in places that scared me. In a blackout I could end up anywhere. I might wake up somewhere the other side of London, or in another country. Or in bed with someone I didn’t know, not knowing how I got there. Bleeding.”

      Aug 9, 2010 at 6:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike L.
      Mike L.

      Probably to coerce young stars, see the church of scientology is always in need of representation especially when teen girls go crazy for them hot twinkstars and can encourage numbhead fans to try out the cult.

      Aug 9, 2010 at 6:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
      PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

      I actually could care less what kind of desires that wacky cult midget has………His control freak ways and bizzare behaviours have put him on the fast track towards total irrevlance….

      What tweaked my interest was a more better part of the interview. Zac was asked about all the girls he could and as a hetro straight boy should be getting. Zac replied “like bathe in pussy?” (OMG millions of teen girls heads just exploded :-p)He replied “thats just not me, I prefer to sit at home”………I suspect there is more than just wishfull thinking that Zac is a member of Team Gay……….

      Aug 9, 2010 at 7:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • James_From_The_Great_City_of_Cambridge
      James_From_The_Great_City_of_Cambridge

      @Dawson: You’re either really naive, Cruise’s agent or just retarded. As for Cruise, I guess Katie’s strap-on just isn’t cutting it anymore…

      Aug 9, 2010 at 7:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
      PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

      I am so over persons pondering the sexual proclivities of that angry cult midget. His control freak ways and bizzare behaviour has put him on the fast track to obscurity……..

      What tweaked my interest was the more better parts of the interview where Zac was asked bout how a straight hawt young guy like him should be wanting to bed every penis-less person he comes in contact with. “Bathe in pussy?” he replied (OMG millions of teen gurls heads just simultaniously exploded :-P )….“Thats just not who I am, I prefer to stay at home”………I am thinking there may be more than just wishfull thinking that Zac plays for Team Gay………..

      Aug 9, 2010 at 7:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
      PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

      Am so over pondering the sexuality of that angry cult midget………His rants and control freak ways have put him on fast track to obscurity……..

      What is much more interesting about the interview was when asked about all the girls who are into him and he should be banging Zac replied “Bathe in p u s s y? Thats not who I am” “I prefer to stay at home” I am thinking there may be more than wishfull thinking that Zac plays for Team Gay………

      Aug 9, 2010 at 7:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hilarious
      Hilarious

      @Dawson: Sexy? He wears more makeup than a circus clown. There’s nothing sexy about a guy who’s face is caked with Cover Girl.

      I’m all for anyone’s right to privacy, but he’s still not fooling anyone any more than Queen Latifah is.

      Why are lesbians fair game to be called out but when it’s gay men the denial sets in? Obvious gays are obvious.

      Aug 9, 2010 at 9:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Carina
      Carina

      Girl, you in danger! Run Zac Run!

      Aug 9, 2010 at 10:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • christopher di spirito
      christopher di spirito

      Cruise, as the Child-child of Scientology, is in a mission to recruit young, malleable, and wealthy non-Scientologists to the flock.

      Remember, like the douchebag Mormons, the Scietologists skim 10% of your earnings off the top in the form of tithing and youngster like Zac Efron would be a goldmine for the winnowing coffers at the Xenus.

      Zac doesn’t need to watch his ass (or peen) but he should keep both hands on his bank account and don’t give these whackos one, thin dime.

      Aug 10, 2010 at 6:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bubba
      Bubba

      oh Lord, Cruise is ONE big crazy creep! He’s old enough to be Zac’s father and he’s “reaching out” to him? Doesn’t he have kids that age? Wow, closeted pervert and religious freak. His last movie, “Knight and Day”, was such a piece of crap! So hey Tom, I hope you read this, as well as your agents and publicists! Scrap that idea for another “Mission: Impossible” flick because it will be impossible for you to succeed at that mission. Haha, cackle cackle, time for me to get a beer.

      Aug 10, 2010 at 1:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Marcus
      Marcus

      @OrchidIslander: That’s what I heard too, but I heard he also like variety from time to time.

      Aug 10, 2010 at 1:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NAP79
      NAP79

      Tommy Girl is so creepy and gross it makes me queasy!

      @ CAM – You are totally right! He should be driving around playgrounds in a white van w/ the windows blocked out. But he has money which is more alluring to the unsuspecting.

      It will be so funny when he is pulled from the closet kicking and squealing along with Travolta and Will Smith (tho I actually like Smith so I don’t want to see him humiliated like the other two – Who wouldn’t want to bite into the piece of chocolate cake?)

      Aug 10, 2010 at 2:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • James_From_The_Great_City_of_Cambridge
      James_From_The_Great_City_of_Cambridge

      @Bubba: “…time for me to get a beer.”

      It’s 1 PM!!!

      Aug 10, 2010 at 4:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BillySaint
      BillySaint

      Seems Tom may be taking up celebrity boy sitting. If Zac is the sexy hottie naughty boy he looks like, I’m sure they are in for a steamy good time. Question is, who’s gonna show who’s first?

      Aug 11, 2010 at 5:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Giovannidude
      Giovannidude

      Ground control to Major Tom: Leave our twinks alone!

      Aug 11, 2010 at 4:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • John Simpson
      John Simpson

      @Carina:

      Thank you Whoopi!

      Aug 14, 2010 at 1:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeffree
      Jeffree

      When did Zac Efron get so dang *hawt*?
      I’d always written him off as silly pretty twinkster, but the last few photos I’ve seen of him turn me in to a drooly slobbery mess ! OMG….. He’s a man, now.

      Cruise is no doubt trying to recruit him for (a) his cult and (b) his plaything. In either case I hope Efron stays far far away. That’s one vortex nobody should get s*cked in to!

      Aug 14, 2010 at 2:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeffree
      Jeffree

      Zac got *hawt*, I did some googly searches. Sad thing is that he can’t act all that well, but cut him some slack, he may get better.

      Cruise is posssibly now realizing that his name doesn’t get crowds into the movie theaters, like they used to. His day as a leading man is over, so now he’s just recruiting for his cult.

      Aug 15, 2010 at 1:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jack
      Jack

      Zac Efron is too robotic-looking to be sexy, the blank stare in his most recent movie poster being an example.

      Aug 17, 2010 at 1:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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