Please join us in wishing a happy wedding anniversary to Exodus International chief Alan Manning Chambers and his wife Leslie, who yesterday celebrated 12 years of denying homosexuality until death do them part. You can send your well wishing to him right here (if you’re logged in to Twitter). Or, better yet, you can send them a gift. Allow us to suggest the appropriate present!
Now we know tradition stipulates the first wedding anniversary gift is paper, and the tenth is tin. But what about the twelfth? Silk or linen, suggests About.com. Or for a more modern take, pearls!
Which means you’re either getting Alan and Leslie this:
Or, uh, this. Happy anniversary!