Howard K Stern Doesn't Love You
Our friend David from Pretty on the Outside sent us his Valentine's Day rendition of Anna Nicole's "husband", Howard K. Stern. While we don't know if he had any direct involvement in her untimely departure, we're pretty sure his bottomless pit of prescription pills didn't help her, either.
Here's what he had to say about Anna Nicole's will:
Because Dannielynn wasn't here, everything went to Daniel. But, now Daniel's gone and Dannielynn is an only child, everything goes to Dannielynn. I am named executor in that will, and I was also appointed or named as Daniel's guardian in that will.
This man gives new meaning to the word "shady". He also gives new meaning to "sleazy", "scummy" and "despicable".
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I think people are being too hard on Stern. The fact is that he is the only person who has been by this woman's side permanently as everyone else has fuc**d her over time and time again. Her mother and sister are both bloodsucking whores. The day after Anna died the mother continued repeating that Anna brought this on herself because of her "lifestyle" as I am sure the Christian Taliban say gay victims of hate crimes invite terror into their lives through their lifestyles. The sister, whose photographs portray a woman dying to be as sexy as her sister while failing miserably, took the time to advertise her new book, I believe called Train Wreck, about her sister's life. The title says it all. This woman who has not spoken to Anna Nicole in ten years and the asswipe mother who fucked her up as a child are suddenly experts about this woman's life. The ex-lover photographer claims Nicole was the love of his life although they have been clawing each other for months and his recent appearance presented a face with this constant smirk that says more about his intentions than any words he could possibly utter.
All I have to say is this:
The Hole in the Soul (of Anna Nicole)
Dr. BLT
words and music by Dr. BLT (c)2007
http://www.drblt.net/music/AnaNicole.mp3