Just in case you haven't been paying attention, it's a new year. While some of us may have resolved to quit smoking or stop getting crabs, the kids at HRC are pledging to do all sorts of inspirational things, like "keep coming out as a gender queer lesbian" or "put an end to DADT".
Don't be fooled, however. Not all of the activists have their head on straight. One queen vows to "perfect lesson one in the Beyonce handbook, and that is to look better than ever in front of the camera". Girl, you already got that. And, besides, it's innate, not something you learn…
Warning: there's a baby babbling in baby language. We're not sure what he's saying, but it sounds pretty crude. Also, the lesbianic music's really offensive.
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that was incredibly lame
Love you guys, but it's "lesbionic".
Resolutions from the Gay Ghettos:
I resolve to
not to suck cock at the gym,
work out and avoid the steam room,
only go to circuit parties that benefit some lame charity i'm too cheap and swallow to donate directly to,
not be mean to guys who aren't as hot as I think I am,
actually read a gay magazine instead of just comparing my bod to those of the models,
wear age appropriate clothes
not refer to my ass as a cunt or pussy
only bareback with guys who I have a phone number address for
stop calling myself straight acting
be nice to the people (at least in person) in the community who do the hard work I can't be bothered to concern myself with
thank people who hand out condoms