Huckabee: Homosexuality Like Necrophilia
Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee’s anti-gay past just won’t quit! Mother Jones digs up some of Huckabee’s unsavory comments from his 1998 book, Kids Who Kill:
In lamenting the “cultural conflicts” besetting the country, he wrote, “Abortion, environmentalism, AIDS, pornography, drug abuse, and homosexual activism have fragmented and polarized our communities.”Why was he lumping environmentalism with activities he considered sinful? He did not explain further. A few pages later, Huckabee complained, “It is now difficult to keep track of the vast array of publicly endorsed and institutionally supported aberrations—from homosexuality and pedophilia to sadomasochism and necrophilia.”
Alright, we understand the gays have a number of organizations and policies behind them, but can someone please tell us who’s fighting for the rights of necrophiliacs?
I’ve had a few that just laid there, but they were never actually DEAD! At least I don’t think they were…
one act of sodomy can lead to the evil of environmentalism.
god forbid we save the planet. psh!
Well … some of the guys I’ve been worth border on pedophilia (broadly defined). Some scenes have been borderline sadomasochism. And some of my tricks have definitely felt like necrophilia!!
I feel so bad that so many of us have the same actual experiences, rather than just being able to enjoy the joke of “Yeah–necrophilia–he might as well have been dead.”
On a positive note, perhaps some of us have the talents of a Necromancer, where we are able to raise the apparent dead==or at least a part of them :)
What happens if we’ve engaged in sodomy with someone we met at an environmental rally? I must get extra sin-points for that, right?