In case you’ve just woken from a coma, Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee is a dirty, disgusting, tiresome homophobe. Here’s his latest offense:
QUESTIONER: Is it your goal to bring the Constitution into strict conformity with the Bible? Some people would consider that a kind of dangerous undertaking, particularly given the variety of biblical interpretations.
HUCKABEE: Well, I don’t think that’s a radical view to say we’re going to affirm marriage. I think the radical view is to say that we’re going to change the definition of marriage so that it can mean two men, two women, a man and three women, a man and a child, a man and animal.
At bestiality’s a step up from necrophilia, right?
todd
Huckabee is a loon! He doesn’t even want to be president. He just wants to be on TV, and his wife looks like a big lesbo! Like Larry Craig’s wife with a red rinse!
ProfessorVP
Uh, yes, Huckabee wants to be president. Bigtime. And anybody who thinks a homophobic, reactionary, war-mongering dunce completely unqualified to be president can’t win the presidency… I offer two words: George Bush.
Jen
Well at least he didn’t say two men, a woman and a dead animal which is probably in his dvd player right now, the disc not the actual….
anyway his wife looks like she could totally take me down! Where’s that picture of the whole family, I like that one!!!
ProfessorVP
You can see it in Feed and Tractor Gazette, Jen.