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Hugh Hefner Just Got A Marriage License—And You Can’t

Octogenarian stud Hugh Hefner is getting ready to tie the knot again! He and sweetheart Crystal Harris picked up a marriage license yesterday, more than a year after Harris left him at the altar the first go-round.

Harris, 26, started dating Hefner while he was still seeing the Shannon Twins—the three served as something of harem for the magazine magnate.

So a non-monogamous pornographer getingt hitched to a runaway bride 60 years his junior isn’t tarnishing the sacred institution of marriage—but gays and lesbians are?

Ah, who are we kidding? Marriage is a contract between two people—so long as they’re both on the same page, we got no problem.

Have fun, kids!

 

 

By:           Dan Avery
On:           Dec 5, 2012
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  • 3 Comments
    • adam madam
      adam madam

      i DO have a problem with this man rolling around in bed with bimbos young enough to be his granddaughters, and you’re right to say it’s a double-standard: he can be as skanky as he wants to be and he’s still safely hetero, while the most angelic gay and lesbian couple is less acceptable than he is in the public eye.

      i don’t care what miracles he wrought for publishing 40+ years ago; there’s such a thing as aging gracefully, and it’s the exact, polar opposite of what hugh is doing.

      Dec 5, 2012 at 9:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jean
      jean

      Hefner has long been a gay ally, probably because promoting Live and Let Live allows him to live the way he wants.

      Dec 6, 2012 at 12:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 1EqualityUSA
      1EqualityUSA

      The title of this article and the picture accompanying it appeals to me.

      Dec 6, 2012 at 10:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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