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Hulk Hogan’s Totally Not Sleeping With Daughter Brooke. With Her Boyfriend? Well…

The Hogan family has been rocked by so much infidelity and dysfunction there’s almost nothing left to cover. First daughter Brooke went on the defensive, denying on Twitter that her relationship with her father is anything but wholsome (creepy kissy-face candids not withstanding).

Now Hulk’s ex-wife Linda, who’s shilling her new memoir, Wrestling the Hulk: My Life Against The Ropes, is suggesting the over-pumped icon of body-slamming pinned another wrestler in the bedroom.

On Matty P’s Radio Happy Hour podcast, the former Mrs. Hulk—a bastion of soft femininity herself—was asked in an e-mail whether there was any truth the story Hulk had an “intimate relationship” with Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake.

“Wow, I don’t know how to answer this, so I don’t end up getting a lawsuit,” she said, laughing. “A little bird told me, ‘Yes they think they did.’”

Aw, no, Hulk—say it ain’t so! What would Captain Lou say?

But seriously, all those mega-muscular guys in skintight Lycra grabbing each others’ sweaty bodies? There’s nothing gay about that. Now excuse us while we scrub our eyes out with a wire brush.

Hear the whole podcast (which also features an interview with out actress Heather Matarazzo) here.

 

 

 

By:           Dan Avery
On:           Aug 18, 2011
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  • 10 Comments
    • jason
      jason

      Most straight-identifying men are bisexual in their orientation but they are too afraid to admit it.

      Aug 18, 2011 at 9:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike in Asheville
      Mike in Asheville

      @jason:

      Most straight-identifying men are straight;
      Most bisexual-identifying men are bisexual;
      Most gay-identifying men are gay.

      All liars are liars.

      ********************************************

      Jason, give up your fucking obsession that ALL men are just like you — so afraid of your own shadow that you MUST declare that EVERY man must be, at least, partially bisexual.

      I have never ever had even the slightest sexual interest in women, ever! Since there are 10-20 straight men per gay man, there must be millions upon millions of men who have never ever had even the slightest sexual interest in other men.

      ********************************************

      Per the article, though, who gives a fuck? Sure many “pro” wrestlers are good for a quick ogle and flight of fantasy, but really, the MMA guys are so much hotter.

      Aug 18, 2011 at 9:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jason
      jason

      Mike in Asheville,

      Who the fuck is talking about you? I’m talking generally.

      I would say that the number of exclusively straight guys is as low as the number of exclusively gay guys – maybe 5-10% for each.

      As for your lame attempt to correlate identity to orientation, you forget that identity is heavily influenced by social factors. A man who thinks of both men and women sexually will almost always identify as straight due to these social factors. Society stigmatizes male-male sexuality and, thus, most men will not wish to identify themselves as being oriented towards men in some way.

      If all this doesn’t fit neatly into your comfortable little box of assertions, don’t blame me.

      Aug 18, 2011 at 9:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LandStander
      LandStander

      @jason: @Mike in Asheville: It is called the Kinsey Scale ^^

      Aug 18, 2011 at 1:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Zee
      Zee

      Meh…

      Aug 18, 2011 at 4:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jason
      jason

      It’s funny how a lot of gay men, due to their self-segregating mentality, wish to deny that the Kinsey scale exists. Modern gay men have created their own closets full of their own prejudices.

      Aug 18, 2011 at 4:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Danny
      Danny

      @jason: Wow for the first time I agree with Jason

      Aug 18, 2011 at 4:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alan Balehead
      alan Balehead

      she’s so bully! lots of women are!!

      Aug 18, 2011 at 8:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sebizzar
      Sebizzar

      Well… he could have done it with a better looking wrestler… lol

      Aug 18, 2011 at 9:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tavdy79
      tavdy79

      Shagging Brutus Beefcake doesn’t mean Hulk is gay or bi. It means he’s blind!

      Aug 19, 2011 at 4:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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