The Hogan family has been rocked by so much infidelity and dysfunction there’s almost nothing left to cover. First daughter Brooke went on the defensive, denying on Twitter that her relationship with her father is anything but wholsome (creepy kissy-face candids not withstanding).
Now Hulk’s ex-wife Linda, who’s shilling her new memoir, Wrestling the Hulk: My Life Against The Ropes,
On Matty P’s Radio Happy Hour podcast, the former Mrs. Hulk—a bastion of soft femininity herself—was asked in an e-mail whether there was any truth the story Hulk had an “intimate relationship” with Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake.
“Wow, I don’t know how to answer this, so I don’t end up getting a lawsuit,” she said, laughing. “A little bird told me, ‘Yes they think they did.’”
Aw, no, Hulk—say it ain’t so! What would Captain Lou say?
How about we take this to the next level?
Our newsletter is like a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.
But seriously, all those mega-muscular guys in skintight Lycra grabbing each others’ sweaty bodies? There’s nothing gay about that. Now excuse us while we scrub our eyes out with a wire brush.
Hear the whole podcast (which also features an interview with out actress Heather Matarazzo) here.
jason
Most straight-identifying men are bisexual in their orientation but they are too afraid to admit it.
Mike in Asheville
@jason:
Most straight-identifying men are straight;
Most bisexual-identifying men are bisexual;
Most gay-identifying men are gay.
All liars are liars.
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Jason, give up your fucking obsession that ALL men are just like you — so afraid of your own shadow that you MUST declare that EVERY man must be, at least, partially bisexual.
I have never ever had even the slightest sexual interest in women, ever! Since there are 10-20 straight men per gay man, there must be millions upon millions of men who have never ever had even the slightest sexual interest in other men.
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Per the article, though, who gives a fuck? Sure many “pro” wrestlers are good for a quick ogle and flight of fantasy, but really, the MMA guys are so much hotter.
jason
Mike in Asheville,
Who the fuck is talking about you? I’m talking generally.
I would say that the number of exclusively straight guys is as low as the number of exclusively gay guys – maybe 5-10% for each.
As for your lame attempt to correlate identity to orientation, you forget that identity is heavily influenced by social factors. A man who thinks of both men and women sexually will almost always identify as straight due to these social factors. Society stigmatizes male-male sexuality and, thus, most men will not wish to identify themselves as being oriented towards men in some way.
If all this doesn’t fit neatly into your comfortable little box of assertions, don’t blame me.
LandStander
@jason: @Mike in Asheville: It is called the Kinsey Scale ^^
Zee
Meh…
jason
It’s funny how a lot of gay men, due to their self-segregating mentality, wish to deny that the Kinsey scale exists. Modern gay men have created their own closets full of their own prejudices.
Danny
@jason: Wow for the first time I agree with Jason
alan Balehead
she’s so bully! lots of women are!!
Sebizzar
Well… he could have done it with a better looking wrestler… lol
tavdy79
Shagging Brutus Beefcake doesn’t mean Hulk is gay or bi. It means he’s blind!
Lovelife
@tavdy79: LOL