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Hustler’s Larry Flynt Offers $1 Million To Anyone Who Has Had Sex With Rick Perry

Robert Morrow isn’t the only one willing to pay for details of Rick Perry’s sex life. Hustler magazine porn king Larry Flynt has just taken a full page ad in the latest issue of The Austin Chronicle offering $1,000,000 to anyone who has “documented evidence of illicit, sexual, or intimate relations with the governor”—gay or straight. Margaret Cho might have some evidence, Mr. Flynt.

By:           Daniel Villarreal
On:           Sep 22, 2011
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  • 19 Comments
    • christopher di spirito
      christopher di spirito

      Larry Flynt rocks!

      Sep 22, 2011 at 6:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • B
      B

      He’s not offering $1 million – he’s offering up to $1 million. Hey, I could offer you up to $ 1 billion, beating Larry, but the actual amount would turn out to be closer to $1.00.

      Plus, you only get it if he decides to publish it – read the fine print.

      Sep 22, 2011 at 6:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • the crustybastard
      the crustybastard

      It’d take more than $1 million dollars for me to have sex with Rick Perry.

      Sep 22, 2011 at 6:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jewed Law
      Jewed Law

      Depending on the fine print, this could come back to bite Mr. Flynt in the ass, because technically, Perry’s wife could legally qualify for the cash if she claims to have had sex with him prior to their marriage.

      Sep 22, 2011 at 7:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • chuck
      chuck

      Then Larry Flynt will pay her a dollar (‘up to a million’)…that would be what sex with Gov Perry would be worth.

      Sep 22, 2011 at 7:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      I’m guessing that the number goes up if they have proof.

      i.e. if you did but have no proof but are willing to tell the story, you’re gonna get less than somebody who has a picture of Perry in a ruffled fishtailed prom dress with a dildo sticking out of his ass.

      Sep 22, 2011 at 7:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • UWSguy
      UWSguy

      You just know Crazy Eyes and the others are frantically helping Larry in this search

      Sep 22, 2011 at 7:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ewe
      ewe

      I do not support private business in my bedroom any more than i do the government.

      Sep 22, 2011 at 9:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Allen D.
      Allen D.

      Larry Flynt is awesome. “The People Vs. Larry Flynt” is a must-see movie. He’s done a lot of good for America. I still remember the abortion hypocrisy outing he did back in 2000. Probably one of the few times a gay man has bought “Hustler”.

      Sep 22, 2011 at 10:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CBRad
      CBRad

      Larry Flynt is an awful homophobe, but I guess he serves his purpose, sometimes.

      Sep 22, 2011 at 11:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Uhhh
      Uhhh

      Larry Flynt is not a homophobe. He is ACTUALLY quite the gay rights activist. He supports gay marriage fyi. Do some reading before you make assertions. Thank you.

      Sep 23, 2011 at 12:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CBRad
      CBRad

      @Uhhh: He might support all sexual freedom, but he’s personally made homophobic statements.

      Sep 23, 2011 at 12:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CBRad
      CBRad

      http://www.towleroad.com/2007/12/larry-flynt-tal.html Granted, Towleroad invents a lot of stories, but this one has been confirmed.

      Sep 23, 2011 at 12:17 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Allen D.
      Allen D. [Different person #1 using similar name]

      @CBRad: I read that as a man trying to alienate a republican from his base (playing into their biases about gay people & whatnot). If he supports marriage equality, etc — I’m still cool with him.

      Sep 23, 2011 at 1:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CBRad
      CBRad

      @Allen D.: That’s fine. You can be offended by his statement, or not. I was, and say he’s a homophobe, but there are different degrees of homophobia. I wouldn’t call him murderously homophobic or anything like that. And I do think he’s a horrible guy, in a lot of ways. But, like I said, he serves his purpose, and I understand those who admire him.

      Sep 23, 2011 at 1:41 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Pete
      Pete

      Larry Flynt now looks like J. Edgar Hoover !

      Sep 23, 2011 at 8:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ewe
      ewe

      After last night the only thing Perry might get is a spot on a Colgate toothpaste commercial.

      Sep 23, 2011 at 12:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • prohomo
      prohomo

      Larry Flynt,Yuck, a straight smut peddler.

      Sep 24, 2011 at 1:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jessi
      jessi

      I personally don’t think what Larry said was antigay, if all he said was in the link provided by CBRad. Larry is probably a slob. He knows that alot of gay guys are clean freaks and would gripe about his uncleanliness. I know I would probably have a hissy fit eventually. Being a gay guy, I know I get bitchy alot so I’m not offended about what he said.

      Sep 24, 2011 at 8:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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