Newt Gingrich’s solution to all those social conservatives he alienated by being a big slut while still married is Pastor John Hagee, his new BFF who is whispering soothing hymns into his ear. So what if Hagee claimed the gays caused Hurricane Katrina because of their sinning? Certainly not Newt! But Hagee isn’t done with you gays: Now that there’s all this momentum to repeal the Defense of Marriage Act, he’s calling such a move a “a declaration of war against traditional marriage in America.” How come? Because repealing DOMA is going to lead to polygamy! (An argument to which I always respond: Yeah, so?) “Liberals believe they know better than all of the people from 31 states” who voted to ban gay marriage, says Hagee. He is wrong. Liberals believe they know better than all of the people from every state.