I Want to Be a Macho Man
 
 

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If you name your underwear line "Macho," you're asking to be ridiculed — especially when one of your styles is a zebra-print g-string thong. That is, of course, unless you can back up that macho claim, as Macho Underwear most certainly did.

 

[Macho via NMM]

 
 
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Comments (13)

No. 1 · Unkle

Bwahahaha!

Posted: Jan 25, 2009 at 11:47 pm
No. 2 · Ed

HA HA

Posted: Jan 26, 2009 at 4:34 am
No. 3 · Me

We have drastically different views of "macho". This is the cheesiest crap… I can't even finish that thought.

Posted: Jan 26, 2009 at 6:12 am
No. 4 · ggreen

The higher the cut on the thigh the more these garments resemble ladies panties. A muscle man in ladies panties UGH.

Posted: Jan 26, 2009 at 9:18 am
No. 5 · Darth Paul

@ggreen: I actually see this as comedy due to the same observation: a waxed and oiled, pretty muscle queen in panties parodying gladiator-butch. Hilarious!

Posted: Jan 26, 2009 at 9:51 am
No. 6 · ML

Ridiculous brand name. Ugly underwear. Hideous photo shoot.

Posted: Jan 26, 2009 at 10:38 am
No. 7 · Keith

@No. 3 So you really mean Nacho?

Posted: Jan 26, 2009 at 11:10 am
No. 8 · SecretScoundrel

What the hell were they thinking?

Posted: Jan 26, 2009 at 1:39 pm
No. 9 · hardmannyc

The models are hot, and the underwear is fine, but the shoots are cheesy — like the photographer picked up whatever crappy props were laying around from whatever period (Imperial China, India, Ottoman, medieval Europe, ancient Greece …) and threw them together.

Kind of looks like if John Waters shot soft-core gay porn.

Posted: Jan 26, 2009 at 2:27 pm
No. 10 · LADave

total rip-off of that old 50's-60's Athletic Model's Guild stuff.

Posted: Jan 26, 2009 at 2:28 pm
No. 11 · jebpeat

This is an ad campaign? I'm so distracted by the idiotic helmets/hats that I don't even notice their product. It's supposed to be underwear, right?

Posted: Jan 26, 2009 at 4:20 pm
No. 12 · Kid A

Dammit, I was expecting a different kind of Trojan Helmet.

Posted: Jan 26, 2009 at 6:54 pm
No. 13 · Rowen

I didn't realize that body waxing, baby oil, and colored/patterned briefs were macho. I guess I've been doing it wrong.

Posted: Jan 27, 2009 at 11:30 pm
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