Idaho Man Refuses To Return Gay Sex Manual To Library
Randy Jackson of Nampa, Idaho (not the one from American Idol) just can’t get enough of The Joy of Gay Sex. He checked it out of his local public library and now refuses to return the book for indeterminate reasons. He claims he is keeping it as an act of protest because he believes libraries should not carry books about ass-fucking. This story, however, seems shaky at best, especially considering the book’s informative content. We suspect that Mr. Jackson is either a slow reader or an extreme perfectionist that was embrassed when he received a late notice in the mail.
Sounds like an elaborate scheme to get his hands on this book – all for the best interest of the community, of course.
It sounds like he thinks gay sex is immoral and is offended by a public library having a book with pictures of acts most heterosexuals find unbelievably disgusting to think about in a public library.
Gee, I hope he doesn’t dog ear the pages for reference.