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If Hitler Had The Chance To Exterminate Earth’s Inferior Races, He Never Would’ve Existed

Well, at least not in the space-time continuum I’ve dreamed up. Jews and blacks are where Adolf Hitler came from, according to DNA tests that are certainly to posthumously upset him. Hitler’s genetic code contains “Haplogroup E1b1b1, which accounts for approximately 18 to 20 per cent of Ashkenazi and 8.6 per cent to 30 per cent of Sephardic Y-chromosomes, [and] appears to be one of the major founding lineages of the Jewish population.” Lesson to be learned: Don’t test the DNA of little Adolf. He’s probably got the gay gene!

By:           JD
On:           Aug 24, 2010
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  • 5 Comments
    • Hilarious
      Hilarious

      You probably should’ve said “Inferior Races” in quotes to indicate that you do not agree with his assessment. Just saying.

      Aug 24, 2010 at 2:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Enron
      Enron

      My understanding of why Adolf hated Jews so much was because he was always critiqued by them when he went to art school. His work was sub par and when his teacher would give him a little constructive criticism, he took it the wrong way. From then on, he just built up a major hatred for them.

      Aug 24, 2010 at 2:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Phil
      Phil

      Wow, Hitler didn’t live up to his stupid ideals. He wasn’t blond, blue eyed or hot either. =/

      Aug 24, 2010 at 3:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
      PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

      Fred Phelps, meet your roomate for eternity……………

      Aug 24, 2010 at 4:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Queer Supremacist
      Queer Supremacist

      Well, he did kill himself.

      Aug 25, 2010 at 11:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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