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If Juliet Had a Sassy Gay Best Friend, She’d Still Be Alive (And a Tramp)

Last month we learned that if Ophelia had a sassy gay best friend, Hamlet would’ve turned out a whole lot different. And now he’s showing up across the Shakespeare pond to help fair Juliet decide whether she should be taking her own life, and letting that Romeo loser die by himself while she finds another fella to slut it up with. Bless you, Brian Gallivan.

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By:           editor editor
On:           Mar 9, 2010
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No. 1 · sal(the original)

omg juliet what was she thinkin.

Posted: Mar 9, 2010 at 1:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 2 · romeo · Member · 1441 comments

Actually, I always thought the real reason Ophelia drowned herself was because Hamlet was gay. LOL

Posted: Mar 9, 2010 at 1:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Joshua

This is hularious. Enough said.

Posted: Mar 9, 2010 at 11:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Stephen

sassy gay friend: have you slept with this guy?
juliet: i did.
sassy gay friend: you big slut! good for you! (Jumps up and down)

LOL! love it!!

Posted: Mar 10, 2010 at 8:11 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]

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