If Juliet Had a Sassy Gay Best Friend, She’d Still Be Alive (And a Tramp)

Last month we learned that if Ophelia had a sassy gay best friend, Hamlet would’ve turned out a whole lot different. And now he’s showing up across the Shakespeare pond to help fair Juliet decide whether she should be taking her own life, and letting that Romeo loser die by himself while she finds another fella to slut it up with. Bless you, Brian Gallivan.