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If Marc Jacobs Didn’t Marry Lorenzo Martone For Love, He Married Him For Pleasure

Not only does the fashion designer’s beau Lorenzo Martone confirm the two did, in fact, get married in St. Bart’s last month, but that Mr. Martone absolutely fits the Brazilian stereotype of well-endowed men: “I can’t complain. My boyfriend can’t complain.” Which says less about Martone, and more about why Jacobs left Jason Preston.

By:           editor editor
On:           Feb 11, 2010
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  • 26 Comments
    • Mr. Enemabag Jones
      Mr. Enemabag Jones

      I don’t know. I saw the pics of Jason Preston and the boy is hung. All I figure is, Jason was white trash, and that was no longer trendy. Brazillians are all the rage now, So Marc just had to get himself one.

      Whatever happened to Czech boys? They were the shit, now nobody talks about them.

      Feb 11, 2010 at 5:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jon
      Jon

      F-U Queerty. . .you’ve hit a new low.

      Feb 11, 2010 at 5:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • I pliss
      I pliss

      I think it’s all about the stretch! lol

      Feb 11, 2010 at 5:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Qjersey
      Qjersey

      Yeah more stereotypes from Queerty. Not all brazilians are hung, nor are all black men. Trust. I’ve done the research.

      Feb 11, 2010 at 5:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • RomanHans
      RomanHans

      I am absolutely mesmerized by the various people a promiscuous, ex-drug addict, publicity-hound clothing designer dates. Please please PLEASE keep me informed on a daily, if not hourly, basis, and make sure you include guesses on the penis sizes of all involved along with suggestions of the sex acts they might try. In fact, can any of you guys draw?

      Feb 11, 2010 at 6:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • A now confused John from England
      A now confused John from England

      @Qjersey: Lol! All the black and brazillians have been huge!

      Feb 11, 2010 at 6:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • A now confused John from England
      A now confused John from England

      @A now confused John from England: That I know!

      Feb 11, 2010 at 6:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lukas P.
      Lukas P.

      When the sex is over and done with…. Is the man with the fascinating penis interesting to be around *after* the three hours a day we spend having sex? Does he thrill us, challenge us, and make us better better men? Can he hold his own in a conversation, can he put up with our eccentricities and our emotional baggage? All good questions to consider.

      Feb 11, 2010 at 6:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Grunt
      Grunt

      I slept with Jason Preston a couple times in 2004, pre-MJ, and it was 9 inches – and really nice. and some of the best sex I’ve ever had. (and yes, I’ve since been tested.) That’s why MJ put up with him for so long, I’m sure! So sketchy and vacuous, but so sexy and fun in bed.

      Feb 11, 2010 at 7:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hoganbcmj
      hoganbcmj

      @Jon:

      Ya, I agree it’s a new low. But at least they’re not afraid to acknowledge the secret shame (among many) of the gay community: that cock size is the number one priority that motivates sexual attraction (and is often confused with romantic attraction) among the most A-list and shallow groups of gays. Guys with big cocks are automatically lifted up the social ladder and put on a very high and shaky pedestal, while guys with smaller cocks are very blatantly ostracized and discredited, even though no one talks about it or wants to admit it. I can’t say I’m immune to this myself, but it’s something we need to work on a community and is a symptom of a larger problem gays have: shallowness and the over-focus on bodies and looks over substance.

      Feb 11, 2010 at 7:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lukas P.
      Lukas P.

      FOUR hours a day, I meant!

      Feb 11, 2010 at 9:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jaroslaw
      Jaroslaw

      #10 very well said. I went on a number of blind dates, never misrepresented myself but nonetheless the telephone conversations seemed sparkling but after the date no one called back or returned my calls. What can I conclude is the reason other than I don’t look like a fashion model?

      Frankly, after volunteering at Gay things, going to Gay church, etc. and not even getting a nibble, (or occasionally only attracting those with super serious issues) at the ripe old age of 50 I’m tired of looking. In fact, why am I even here on Queerty anymore?

      Feb 11, 2010 at 10:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jaroslaw
      Jaroslaw

      Forgot to say I had quite a number of girls hit on me….but I wasn’t going to be dishonest with them.

      Feb 11, 2010 at 10:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • scott ny'er
      scott ny'er

      i don’t get the big dick love. Doesn’t that hurt like hell?

      Feb 11, 2010 at 10:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TheInsider
      TheInsider

      Alexander McQueen, RIP, was not a media whore as Marc Jacobs. Jacobs could learn a thing or two about making great clothes and less self-promotion.

      Feb 11, 2010 at 11:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SouLKid
      SouLKid

      @ Scott ny’er
      At first yea but after a while…well. A small dick is really uncomfortable. It doesn’t reach the spot. lol.

      Feb 12, 2010 at 7:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • pogobock
      pogobock

      This is all Obama’s fault.

      Feb 12, 2010 at 1:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • benlayvey
      benlayvey

      @SouLKid: Perhaps it’s “the spot” that is too far in. Ever thought of that?

      Feb 12, 2010 at 3:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Scrufff
      Scrufff

      Brazilian here – i got a big one. So do my male cousins (don’t ask.) Alas my poor brother, not so much – there’s always a black sheep in every family ;-)

      Feb 12, 2010 at 3:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rhydderch
      Rhydderch

      @Scrufff: Are you and your cousins free tonight?

      Feb 12, 2010 at 5:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • John from England(used to be just John but there are other John's)
      John from England(used to be just John but there are other John's)

      @Rhydderch: No!! :-0 Lulz!

      Feb 13, 2010 at 1:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • zenflo
      zenflo

      A shirtless doll (modeled after your body circa 2000, no less) on a cake is tacky.

      Feb 13, 2010 at 5:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • zenflo
      zenflo

      Especially a wedding cake. (And be wary of the cream filling.)

      Feb 13, 2010 at 5:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SouLKid
      SouLKid

      Get off it Zenflo…Marc Jacobs body still looks like tht.

      Feb 14, 2010 at 4:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lukas P.
      Lukas P.

      Who married whom? Check it out: Wedding cake statue on the right side of photo looks suspiciously like the current US president. Look closely. Uh oh. Poor Michelle O.

      Let’s not forget the ‘Jacobs’ “marriage” has no legal status in the US! It made for fun photos but no tax advantages, right?

      Feb 14, 2010 at 5:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • THeAwfulTruth
      THeAwfulTruth

      Tacky tacky tacky…

      Feb 14, 2010 at 12:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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