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If Ophelia Had a Sassy Gay Friend, She Never Would’ve Drowned Herself

Oh, what a different life story Hamlet would have had if only Ophelia had a gay BFF (in real life named Brian Gallivan). Namely, she never would’ve left the house wearing something so plain.

By:           editor editor
On:           Feb 23, 2010
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  • 9 Comments
    • Shade
      Shade

      Methinks the Lady doth protest too little.

      Glad to know we can be of help. Now imagine if Titus Andronicus had a lesbian buddy that could have gotten him to mellow out a bit. Think of the lives they would have saved.

      Feb 23, 2010 at 11:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alan brickman
      alan brickman

      funny!!

      Feb 23, 2010 at 12:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Henry Holland
      Henry Holland

      They were doing alright until the “She’s a stupid bitch” part. Yeah, if I was a fruit fly, I’d want my sassy gay friend to call me a “stupid bitch”. Oh, wait, I wouldn’t.

      Give it up, Ophelia, Hamlet is really in love with Horatio, you don’t have a chance.

      Feb 23, 2010 at 12:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Adam
      Adam

      i was getting ready to write an irritated why-do-we-have-to-be-straight-women’s-accessories-and-life-savers comment, but this was pretty funny.

      Feb 23, 2010 at 12:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sal(the original)
      sal(the original)

      sad story,but this is happening to me right now,im the person who’s telling a girlfriend her ex is not worth her tears

      Feb 23, 2010 at 1:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ATUN
      ATUN

      @Henry Holland: I got the same feeling when I studied Hamlet too! I just knew Horatio and him had something going on!

      Feb 24, 2010 at 12:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • james p. p.
      james p. p.

      Adam and I are very much on the same page…

      Feb 24, 2010 at 7:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ossurworld
      ossurworld

      Read Hamlet closer. He is Ophelia’s gay friend and wouldn’t marry her.

      Apr 12, 2010 at 8:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lorraine
      Lorraine

      Her brother, Laertes might have been gay. During the time Shakespeare was written, King Charles of France was known for wearing dresses and Polonius was a little too worried about the sexual activities of his son who was in France, so much so that he sent a servant to spy on him. Elizabethan audiences would have gotten the reference.

      Oct 9, 2010 at 3:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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