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If You Attack Your Girlfriend With A Strap-On, The Entire Internet Will Know About It

Attention lesbians. While attacking your girlfriend is not funny, attacking her with an oblong sex toy kinda is—and if you ever do it, the whole world will find out about it. Florida resident Tamara Cadet claims that her 21-year-old partner Jantavia Taylor chased her around their Bradenton home with a knife; but Taylor says she had no knife, she just threw a strap-on penis at her girlfriend. Police found the dong laying in the neighbor’s yard and then charged Taylor with a felony domestic violence charge.

Via Unicorn Booty

By:           Daniel Villarreal
On:           Aug 17, 2011
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  • 12 Comments
    • Henry
      Henry

      I know it was just a strap on, but imagine if it was the battery-operated kind, it would really hurt. You could even kill someone with it if you threw it hard enough at their head.

      Aug 17, 2011 at 1:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ellie
      Ellie

      Forget the felony charge, the strap-on landed in the neighbor’s yard. That’s a public indecency charge right there.

      Aug 17, 2011 at 1:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • The crustybastard
      The crustybastard

      Florida is America’s strap-on.

      Aug 17, 2011 at 1:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Henry
      Henry

      @The crustybastard: And Georgia is America’s anus.

      Aug 17, 2011 at 1:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Claudio Martínez Obrero
      Claudio Martínez Obrero

      @Henry, that would make Georgia America’s Vagina, and Washington would be America’s Anus xD

      Aug 17, 2011 at 3:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
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      Aug 18, 2011 at 2:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
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      Aug 18, 2011 at 4:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • chrissie riot
      chrissie riot

      Who does that? I mean, this isn’t the first or only story about women (not just lesbians) using dildos as weapons. Do some women just leave them around the house like knick knacks that there’s one easily accessible like that?

      Aug 18, 2011 at 7:07 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ian
      Ian

      @The crustybastard: lol So true

      Aug 18, 2011 at 9:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • phallus
      phallus

      @ crustybastard. No, Florida is the dumping ground for all the insane, criminal idiots, and sexual perverts from the rest of the US and the world. Obviously this idiot definitely wasn’t a native.

      Aug 18, 2011 at 3:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MrsGMitchell
      MrsGMitchell

      All I can say is WTF, LMMFAO and OMG!! LOL

      Aug 23, 2011 at 8:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Shannon1981
      Shannon1981

      My toys are too expensive to land in the yards of neighbors. No worries about me doing this, ever.

      Sep 7, 2011 at 11:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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