Attention lesbians. While attacking your girlfriend is not funny, attacking her with an oblong sex toy kinda is—and if you ever do it, the whole world will find out about it. Florida resident Tamara Cadet claims that her 21-year-old partner Jantavia Taylor chased her around their Bradenton home with a knife; but Taylor says she had no knife, she just threw a strap-on penis at her girlfriend. Police found the dong laying in the neighbor’s yard and then charged Taylor with a felony domestic violence charge.
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Henry
I know it was just a strap on, but imagine if it was the battery-operated kind, it would really hurt. You could even kill someone with it if you threw it hard enough at their head.
Ellie
Forget the felony charge, the strap-on landed in the neighbor’s yard. That’s a public indecency charge right there.
The crustybastard
Florida is America’s strap-on.
Henry
@The crustybastard: And Georgia is America’s anus.
Claudio Martínez Obrero
@Henry, that would make Georgia America’s Vagina, and Washington would be America’s Anus xD
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Who does that? I mean, this isn’t the first or only story about women (not just lesbians) using dildos as weapons. Do some women just leave them around the house like knick knacks that there’s one easily accessible like that?
Ian
@The crustybastard: lol So true
phallus
@ crustybastard. No, Florida is the dumping ground for all the insane, criminal idiots, and sexual perverts from the rest of the US and the world. Obviously this idiot definitely wasn’t a native.
MrsGMitchell
All I can say is WTF, LMMFAO and OMG!! LOL
Shannon1981
My toys are too expensive to land in the yards of neighbors. No worries about me doing this, ever.