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If You Can’t Get Gay Married In Arizona, Marry an Illegal Immigrant

You may have wanted God to create an Adam and Steve, but here’s an opportunity to fit in with the lord’s plan. You can, and should marry an Eve — just so long as she’s on the eve of her deportation! It’s time to make Arizona’s Round Up The Illegals law work for us!

The bad news is that your new wife can still be stopped by police for simply looking like an illegal immigrant. The good news is that there’s no law saying police can stop you for doing pirouettes down Main Street, so fag it up, newlyweds!

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By: editor editor
On: May 19, 2010
Tagged: Arizona, Comedy, Immigration, lols, Marriage

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No. 1 · jake
haha like on will and grace!

May 19, 2010 at 5:29 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 2 · Jon
I don’t get it. If you’re gonna marry a fish then why not an American one? Why would I want to marry an illegal?

May 19, 2010 at 5:35 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 3 · Bob
@Jon
Did you seriously just refer to women as fish? Being gay doesn’t mean you have to be a sexist a**hole.

May 19, 2010 at 5:40 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 4 · Mike
Who is that cute blond guy in the video? I want his number! lol

May 19, 2010 at 6:20 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 5 · Layla
Thank you Bob.

May 19, 2010 at 6:36 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 6 · Jon
@Bob: What are you talking about? Is ‘fish’ now banned like ‘fag’ and ‘nigger’? Nobody told me that one. I’m not up on all of the politically correct tree hugging-hippie agendas. Sorry.

May 19, 2010 at 7:35 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 7 · hephaestion
Illegal immigrants have more rights than we do, don’t they? Even if they’re convicts who’ve murdered a whole village, they can at least still get married and probably can serve in our military, right?

May 19, 2010 at 10:11 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 8 · delurker again
@hephaestion: wtf? what retarded hyperbole. criminal aliens are subject of removal and aren’t even allowed in the country.

yeah, they work for $2 an hour in the hot fresno sun picking grapes and watching so cougar’s kids in beverly hills. but the fact that they can get married makes their lives so much better than some weho club boi.

May 20, 2010 at 12:44 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 9 · Storm
Why marry an illegal? Didn’t you watch the video, fool? What American girl is going to give you a goat for a dowery? Sheesh.

Jun 22, 2010 at 7:26 pm · @Reply · Flag