If You Hate Homosexuals, You Should Support Forcing Them to Get Married
Some Americans don’t want gays to get married because they don’t approve of their lifestyle? Are you kidding? The ultimate way to punish gays is to force them to get married.
Show those gays what real hell feels like with nights in front of the television without conversation or sex. Days spent bickering. And sexual activity isolated to late nights with single partcipants.
Comedians Justin Long and Mike White play the prototypical couple who marry — they just happen to be gay. And what began as a whirlwind romance at a circuit party ends as all long-term relationships do. Miserably.
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@Samwise:
Talk about an over used stereotypical joke… try a holier than thou fag who is waaaay to cool to think that a really cute, really funny video with great actors in support of gay rights is a good thing.
“Like OMG… JL is sooooo overrated. My sisters friend Blane fucked him one night at a club and I heard he has a small dick anyway. I think I’ll just go to work and give everyone I see shitty looks while I make venti non-fat half-cafs for posers. God I hate Starbucks.”
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@Jake the libertarian: Jeez, calm down. I said Justin Long was adorable and that I loved Michael Ian Black. I’m not some kind of catty hipster bitch. (Well… not all the time, anyway. -_^) I’ve just heard this joke so many times and it gets a little annoying after a while, because clearly there are happy marriages and I would really, really like one.
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In case you havent seen it, Justin Long was dropdead **adorable** & cute in the movie Volleyball. It’s fun shallow fluff as films go, but you’re guaranteed to laugh. Also featured, Vince Vaughn (sp?) & Ben Stiller who sports what Queery calls a “atavistic mustache” à la rentboy-loving, discredited long strokee the professor/ pastor George Alan Rekers. Only that Ben is in waaaay better shape. And has a sense of humor.
Another good flick: “Best in Show” in which Jane Lynch plays ^drumroll^….. A Lesbìàn. Many laughs.
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The video’s been taken down from YouTube, but you can still watch it on Funny or Die here: http://www.funnyordie.com/vide.....evin-glenn
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Eh. We’ve been hearing this joke for, what, 15 years now? It was mildly amusing when I first heard it, I guess. Justin Long is adorable, even with a totally fake-looking spare tire. And I’m pretty sure one of the guys in that truck at the end was Michael Ian Black (AWESOME! I love him). But otherwise, it just stretched an already-thin joke out way, way too long.