Chef Bev of Boca Raton’s Chaos Bakery has the perfect weekend baking project for all you muff-lovers out there—vagina cupcakes! Just make sure to bring a cup of milk… and an appetite—OM NOM NOM!!!
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Raquin
Those look gorgeous and tasty. I want to try one. I wonder if she makes chocolate ones too.
Fitz
I LOVE this! Girls should be proud of their vagina!
And for misogynist gays, maybe this will help you
feel safe looking at one and getting over it.
Hey– your mom has a pussy. They aren’t so bad, just because
you don’t want to be with one.
Opheliac
They look delicious. xD
Chuck
Seeing that just proved that I am gay.
Oh Dear (John From England)
The most disgusting thing I have ever seen. And Fritz, I don’t want to think of my mud vagina. Oh and I wouldn’t like a penis one either, though I’d find that funny.
Oh Dear (John From England)
@Oh Dear (John From England): not ‘mud’ but ‘mum’s’ vagina.damn u iPad!
Mike in Asheville
@Oh Dear (John From England): Fortunately, all you have to do click on over the Beautiful Mag Blog and suddenly, it gets better. (At least that worked for me, cause, damn, my eyes hurt.)
christopher di spirito
I just threw up a little in my mouth. Thanks (NOT) Queerty.
Hephaestion
OMG! Is that what a pussy looks like? Jesus! That’s as freaky looking as the penis is!
Fitz
They are actually very beautiful. I don’t like to fuck them,
but if you can get over yourself and really look at one, they
are just freakin amazing. I mean… this thing has to both provide access and prevent access– it’s a genius design. (really!)
JayKay
Things that make you go “blluuuUuUuUuurrrggh.”
Chad
So glad I’m gay!!!
Chad
I would also like to add that women r beautiful and lovely creatures. I appreciate them and love them dearly. But if ever I had any doubt about my sexuality, this video helped to confirm it. I love hot men and their hot bodies.
And while im at it, anal cavities are truly dispicable sources for sexual attraction. I just want to b one of the gay men to come out and say that anal sex is even more disgusting than vaginal intercourse. . So for a gay to be grossed out by this and then turn around and be turned on by a butthole ( something both sexes have) is beyond me. I hope gays and anal sex represent the exception and not the rule.
Lorelai
Technically they should be called “vulva” cupcakes, because that’s what the external part of female genitalia is called.
Qwerty
@Fitz:
Yeah, but don’t you know that, since every human has to pass through that channel, that they are instantly “original sinners”? The bible tells us so. Kind of makes you want science to hurry up and come up with a conception methodology that does not require someone to be damned to hell for all eternity, doesn’t it?
Kevin Costello
The cupcakes are gorgeous. Here is the kicker: real coochie doesn’t look so inviting. And, real coochie doesn’t smell so inviting. Yeah, I’ll take the cupcake and pass on the real thing. The real thing is GROSS. UGH. I’m throwing up. Puke. Croak.
misha
@Qwerty: If that’s true, then every cesarean birth is free of original sin, since they don’t go thru the channel at all.
robert in NYC
No.13, Chad, you must be very naive if you think anal sex alone is associated with gay men, something that rabid republican right wing homophobes rant on about to the point of obsession more than any others. It isn’t and never has been and is a myth created by straight homophobes for the most part to denigrate and villify us. Straights have been doing it since the dawn of civilization, mostly for enjoyment and sometimes to avoid pregnancy. If it weren’t for vaginal intercourse, most of civilization wouldn’t be here up until the introduction of invitro and surrogacy fertilization. There is NOTHING sexually disgusting between two consenting adults, least of all vaginal or anal intercourse. Oral and manual stimulation just aren’t sufficient for many people, gay or straight.
Mike in London UK
I’d like to thank Queerty for re-inforcing my diet.
I’m now definitely OFF cupcakes.
Vagina Cupcake …. shudder.
robert in NYC
No. 19, too funny!
Chad
@robert in NYC:
To a degree I agree with u. Vaginal intercourse is a beautiful thing in the sense of the human population. And ur right love between two consenting adults ( marriage first of course) is a beautiful thing. But as for anal intercourse, there’s absolutely nothing beautiful about that, gay or straight. Like I said b4 I hope anal intercourse amongst gays is the exception and not the rule. It sounds like ur saying that it is. If so that’s a good thing.
robert in NYC
Chad I dont’ think it is the predominant practice of gay people by and large, but each to his own. Personally, I’ve experienced anal intercourse in the active role, and I have to admit it’s quite enjoyable. There was nothing disgusting about it in my view for me or the receiver. If vaginal intercourse weren’t for procreation, would you then think it were disgusting? I suspect your views maybe formed by centuries of religious indoctrination. I hope you’re not practicing fellatio on males or cunnilingus on women as well as masturbation, all frowned upon and considered disgusting by most traditional cults, primarily the abrahamic cults, christianity, judaism and islam. You might as well be celibate.
Bobby In Seattle
@Chad:
“…marriage first, of course…”
What are you Chad, my grandmother’s age?
Jeebus, get a life.
Bobby In Seattle
@Chad:
And Chad, so anal intercourse isn’t for you. Fine. That’s you.
I, for one, think it rocks. And none of your “poo-pooing” (pun intended) anal intercourse will change how I feel.
lizcivious
I love cupcakes, but I love penis more, so I don’t think I could stand to eat one of these things. For one thing, I don’t like buttercream, and for another, my girl parts don’t look anything like this. Eeww, just eewww! Call me self-hating, but I’ve never thought female genitals were all that beautiful. And certainly never good enough to eat! I’d rather look at male parts and they do look good enough to eat (on the right body, that is). And I also get peeved when the vulva is constantly referred to as the vagina, which is INSIDE and not where you glue your stupid Vajazzle rhinestones.
Cam
Yep, still gay.
But I DEFINITLY need to order some of those for some lesbian friends next dinner pary.
Halls
I think the title photo for this article on the front page is NSFW.
MikeE
So, anatomically correct, eh?
Do women really have toasted coconut all around their vajayjays?
thinker
@MikeE: if they did, even gay men could be turned
prohomo
@Chad: For the record, I am one gay that DOES NOT find vagina or vaginal sex disgusting at all, and loves manpussy (yep, man anus). There, I said it.
Tikihead
@Fitz: Way to ASSUME.
Tikihead
@Chad: Umm, Chad? Go die.
Samwise
These would be so great for a gynocologists convention.
Shannon1981
I’d totally eat that.
Mike in London
@Chad … sigh.
Now there is a guy desperately in need of a good rimming.
suzi
dives in and savours them all…..mmmmmmmmmm…..YUMMMMYYYYYYYYYYY..
Alexa
Suddenly I’m feeling hungry
Skeloric
I’m appalled.
I’m horrified.
I’m suddenly wishing I hadn’t read the replies at all.
I’m also just a bit disturbed by the story as well.