When I was in ninth grade, I won awards for Best Afro and Best Dancer, and I’ve got to tell you, I really was the best dancer and I really did have the best afro, but that’s not what got me the award. As you well know, it’s about politics, it’s about who’s in the in-crowd, and that’s why I won those awards. Don’t get it twisted, I understood that! Actually, at breakfast this morning, I was talking about how Annette Bening must be so angry right now. She was fucking robbed!