Yes, Davey Wavey has a boyfriend. But as we learned yesterday, they are not monogamous, which means Davey is free to cruise guys. Which maybe he’s been doing. On this Grindr thing?
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If You Spotted Davey Wavey on Grindr, Would You Hit That?
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terrwill
Fairly certain Davey would be more than willing to hook with you as long as you include your friend Ben Fraklin ………….. : p
Andrew
Only if he did not talk!
Tricky
Yeah, and the dog is kinda creepy.
me
He’s also on A4A.
ChicagoJimmy
Who?
ajax
I’d hit it hard enough to cripple it. I don’t care what their voices sound like as long as they’re saying “Daddy”.
romeo
Ajax, your name is perfect! 😀
ionos
of course! he’s cute as a bun .. never mind what the bitter queens say.
NAP79
Agree with ANDREW!
Only if he did not talk! That voice is almost as annoying as David Beckam’s. Its a shame to waste a hot body on such a vapid queen.
Forrest
What’s the point of having a bf if you hookup with others? I am single and have an nsa fuckbuddy. My relationships are always exclusive. Bottoms don’t hit each other lol count me out
Javier
He is goodlooking, but I am not attracted to him because of his effeminate voice and mannerisms.
Sam
@Forrest: “What’s the point of having a bf if you hookup with others?”
Seriously?!? Can you really not comprehend this? If you have an “nsa fuckbuddy” and have had boyfriends then you must have some idea of the difference between a guy you want to have an emotional, sexual and interpersonal relationship with and someone you just want to hit it with now and again.
Monogamous relationships are great, if that’s what you’re looking for, but this self-righteous crap like your question pisses me off.
CultureBear
@ajax: Right on!! His effeminate voice and mannerisms are part of what make him so effing hot. I have a feeling he’s a very generous partner.
Lamar
Yes but his effeminate ways are quite unnatractive sort of reminds me of Kurt Wild. He looks like he’d be a great friend tho.
gomez
nope. really don’t understand the appeal of this dude.
Forrest
@Sam:
I am serious. Hey, if open relationships work for you that’s great. Not judging and I know others that like it.
Currently, I just go over to the FBs we fuck and I leave. If he was a BF with an emotional bond I could not handle sex outside of a committed relationship.
terrwill
@CultureBear:
@ajax:
He’s hot and am fairly certain would be a firecracker in bed…Agreed with both of ‘ya. Are we expected to have long, intimate conversations in bed or fcuk like monkeys??????
JR
Eh, no! I like men, not squeak toys…
Sam
@Forrest: Okay then. If you’re not judging, never mind! I just took that “what’s the point” comment to be the same crap I’ve gotten from certain gays who act like my partner and I somehow haven’t really been together for 14 years because we’ve been non-monogamous at some points. Since that’s not the way it was intended, I apologize.
David in Houston
There is absolutely nothing appealing about this person. Nothing. He’s basically Jack McFarland with a better physique. Non-stop annoying. The fact that he has this emotional compulsion to show off that absolutely astonishing body of his 24/7, just makes him even less attractive… if that’s possible.
/end sarcasm
yeah, yeah, yeah, i’m a bitter queen that’s jealous of this stereotypical gay guy… blah… blah… blah… whatever. i’ll stick with my non-egotistical overweight partner of 15 years, thank you.
SSCHIEFRSHA
@Andrew: Hear, Hear!
ajax
@JR: If you don’t like the way he sounds, tell him to wrap his ankles around your ears.
jeffree
Kinky yet easy solution: a ball gag in the mouth.
*must be consensual*
condor
I’d hit it in a new york minute.
Daniel
He has drag-queen eyebrows, overdone. Creepy on a guy.
aalan brickman
stupid but hawt…isn’t that all you need?….
Kick In The Krotch
@Javier: Not to worry, you couldn’t get laid if you were in a monkey whorehouse with a barrel of bananas, asshole.
Lanjier
Sex with a big pink fourteen-year-old girl? I don’t think so.
Mr.Jones
Ugh… Please. What stupid reasoning he offers. He is so narcissistic and delusional. Just go away…
geo
Who?! If it’s the guy in that video, the answer is NO
Kick In The Krotch
@Lanjier: Stop looking in the mirror then!
simmer
I think he is cute and funny, I like his energy. Don’t really want to hit it though.
adman
Davey Wavey is just a clown. Who keeps him, anyway? He’d start in on the Deepak Chopra, and I’d growl as I worked that ass harder…shut up BOY!!!
Dan
The way Davey consistently takes it on the chin here, as it were, for not meeting certain people’s gender expectations, this might as well be a straight site!
neighborino
I think Davey Wavey is annoying because he is not funny but he keeps telling jokes. He doesn’t know what he’s good at. I have a feeling that would translate to the sack. And this bullshit about ball gags and wrapping ankles around heads, please. No one fucks like that the first time. You have to have introductory sex, which I just think would be terrible with him.
I don’t like this dude and his flimsy middle-eastern bullshit fake philosophy. And I’d fuck him if I were drunk, but never sober, and never twice. Yes, he works out which is a plus, but holy fucking shit the minuses are REMARKABLE.
Darren
I’d gag him first…
Dasher
I think everyone needs to chill. Even here, there is consensus that Davey Wavey has a killer bod.
Davey is charming and intelligent, and has a dry sense of humor (The Canadian Foreskin Crisis)…heeheehee.
I don’t think he has a “middle-eastern philosophy”, because that philosophy is to kill all the queers, of which he is one.
I don’t think he would talk during sex, unless it were to say something erotic, a turn-on. He would get down to business.
But even if he wore a Batman or Robin costume, it would be none of my business. I’m not his bf.
Jeremy
Could somebody send this page to Davey?? I think that would shut him up for a while.
neighborino
He doesn’t have a dry sense of humor, middle-eastern philosophy isn’t middle-eastern religion, and, most importantly, he isn’t funny. He regularly employs poor editing skills and an inherent lack of comedic timing. He winks at the camera, sometimes literally. It’s awful.
He’s a terrible internet personality. He has very little to say that isn’t cobbled together from reason.com and a quick visit to wikipedia. I’m glad he’s enjoying himself, and he’s not a bad person; he’s a normal, boring person with big titties. It’s frustrating that he gets to be talked about because he does his videos half-naked and works out.
Also, his overpriced workout videos and his bullshit better-path-to-a-new-you-for-just-eighty-dollars just makes him a younger, slightly gayer Suzanne Somers. We’re all watching Step By Step when we watch Davey Wavey, only sometimes we get boners.
But then again, Patrick Duffy. And to a lesser extent, Sasha Mitchell, until he beat his wife. I guess we can get boners from all kinds of places! So let’s talk about that instead.
Iltza Miltza
You betches never heard of a thing called DUCKTAPE? Mmmmmmmm-hmm, that’s RIGHT, ya read it, D-U-C-K-T-A-P-E. He’s got that prey-face on, too. Enough said.
beverly heels
i’ve heard of duc*T* tape.
SSCHIEFRSHA
@beverly heels: LMFAO!!! “i’ve heard of duc*T* tape.”!!!!!!
M.M.
@gomez: Thank you! I don’t get it either – not at ALL!
Poshpsylocke
He’s really unattractive to me. I just think he comes across as kind of fake, it’s not so much his voice, it just doesn’t sound like he’s being completely himself or honest. He seems like he kind of fronts like a kind of sweet and unassuming guy but bleh, come on. There’s more to you Davey Wavey, I need to see some emotion besides cutesy wutesy, you like in your late 20s right?
Coco Drilo
He’s annoying and I bet that if he’d make a video wearing a tshirt no one would give an F about what he says. He is a pitbull (ugly with a defined body) but with the voice of a chihuahua.
Blake
@Forrest: To get off