If You Want Your Kids To Grow Up Homosexual, Which Sports Summer Camp Should You Send ‘Em To?

Swim camp. Football camp. Basketball camp. So many options to get rid of your children every summer. But if you want to make sure they grow up to be gay, where should you your offspring? Tennis camp.

That’s because it’s tennis — and not rugby or diving or ping-pong — that’s deemed the most gay-friendly, according to research commissioned by British activist group Stonewall.

Sixty-five percent of respondents said tennis held the most acceptance and tolerance of queers, followed by 29 percent for rugby and 6 percent for football (soccer). And we all know that when people say “gay-friendly” they mean “best opportunity to turn unknowing heterosexuals to our side.”