STARE AT HIS HANDS

If Your Ring Finger Is Longer Than Your Index Finger, You Have A Big Penis…

…or so a South Korean study would have you believe. The urology department of Gachon University Gil Hospital in Incheon. They measured the penises and hands of 144 men under anesthesia. According to their study, “the shorter index (second) finger than ring (fourth) finger you have, the longer stretched penile length you have.” Does that include men who are growers, not showers?

I had always heard that the size of a man’s Adam’s Apple hints at the size of their trouser snake. But if your index finger is taller than your ring finger, don’t fret. Yes, you may have a small penis, but the studied also concluded that you probably have a 33 percent lower chance of getting prostate cancer. Life’s full of such trade-offs.

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