Some great stuff has been bubbling up from CPAC, the annual Conservative Political Action Conference, in Washington, DC—mostly Republitards burying themselves spouting inane rhetoric that pushes them further to the fringes of American politics.
But as HyperVocal points out, the conservative cabal is also a hotbed of homo cruising (presumably of the closeted kind). Slade Sohmer trolled recent Craigslist postings in the DC area and came up with quite a few CPAC-related M4M ads.
“These were all posted within the last day or two,” writes Sohmer. “We did not plant any of them or alter them in any way. And we’re genuinely rooting for this lot, hoping all these guys score—it doesn’t matter what side of the aisle you sit on, or what you sit on, everyone’s entitled to some lovin’ they prefer.”
We wouldn’t go that far—we kind of think being a kapo means you should suffer an eternal case of blueballs, but we’re kinda mean like that.
Here’s a small sample of what’s turned up:
Oh yeah, “bi-guy.” Like any closet case at CPAC is bi. That’s right up there with “I’ve never done this before” and “Oh that’s just a cold sore.” Dollars to donuts, this is Aaron Schock.
Wow, this guy show’s initiative—a real go-getter! Too bad he’s only (snicker) 21. “The Group Leader for President in 2026!”
In case you can’t read it, he says:
CPAC? 29 (penn quarter)
Im am looking to host a CPAC attendee/s. like guys with a conservative look. NSA
And applicants get extra points if they’re hairy, white and married. Ah, there are those good wholesome family values conservatives are always talking about!
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