If You're Going to Come Out, You Might As Well Make It the Most Dramatic Event EVER
 
 

You mean you're not taking cues on when to come out from the television? In what sad world do you live in where pop culture doesn't influence one of the most important days of your life? (You know, aside from your Can't Get Married wedding day.)

Current TV prettyboy Bryan Safi runs through the usual suspects of small screen coming outs, bullet pointing various strategies. This is helpful.

Just remember: Coming out is a special privilege deserved only for homosexuals! You don't see straight characters, on TV or IRL, cuing dramatic music for their big reveal in front of friends and family just in time to ruin a dinner party or intimate gathering. So make the most of it. And above all else, rehearse!

 
 
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Comments (9)

No. 1 · ChristopherJ

Who is this guy? He's hilarious (:

Posted: Sep 24, 2009 at 2:59 pm
No. 2 · Ray

Jesus, his name is in the second paragraph!

Brian Safi is a genius, I eagerly look forward to each new episode of That's Gay. Although it did ruin that part of Mad Men For me.

Posted: Sep 24, 2009 at 5:34 pm
No. 3 · Yuki

That was hilarious, but I can't tell if the last bit was satire or not, about it "needing" to be a huge disaster… if it was serious, then it's much less funny.

Posted: Sep 24, 2009 at 6:23 pm
No. 4 · Paul

Last nights coming out on Glee was great!

Posted: Sep 24, 2009 at 6:44 pm
No. 5 · sam

lol i wish my comingout was a story to tell…

Ijust found thegossip at school and told her to tell people. It's notlike they couldn't tell anyway haha

Posted: Sep 24, 2009 at 7:12 pm
No. 6 · AlwaysGay

This is Bryan's best video yet.

Posted: Sep 24, 2009 at 11:39 pm
No. 7 · FrancoisTrueFaux

What category does Mother's Day brunch at my parents' country club fall into?

Posted: Sep 25, 2009 at 5:08 am
No. 8 · Michael

Haha I came out about a month ago. I wore a pink shirt to school that said

"I <3 Boys
Who <3 Boys"

hahaaha

Posted: Sep 26, 2009 at 8:12 pm
No. 9 · Strepsi

Michael, you're adorable. CONGRATS on coming out.

Bryan Safi is also adorable and his vlog is always hilarious.

Everyone on this post is adorable!

Posted: Sep 27, 2009 at 6:10 pm
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