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If You’re Going to Come Out, You Might As Well Make It the Most Dramatic Event EVER

You mean you’re not taking cues on when to come out from the television? In what sad world do you live in where pop culture doesn’t influence one of the most important days of your life? (You know, aside from your Can’t Get Married wedding day.)

Current TV prettyboy Bryan Safi runs through the usual suspects of small screen coming outs, bullet pointing various strategies. This is helpful.

Just remember: Coming out is a special privilege deserved only for homosexuals! You don’t see straight characters, on TV or IRL, cuing dramatic music for their big reveal in front of friends and family just in time to ruin a dinner party or intimate gathering. So make the most of it. And above all else, rehearse!

By:           editor editor
On:           Sep 24, 2009
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  • 9 Comments
    • ChristopherJ
      ChristopherJ

      Who is this guy? He’s hilarious (:

      Sep 24, 2009 at 2:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ray
      Ray

      Jesus, his name is in the second paragraph!

      Brian Safi is a genius, I eagerly look forward to each new episode of That’s Gay. Although it did ruin that part of Mad Men For me.

      Sep 24, 2009 at 5:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Yuki
      Yuki

      That was hilarious, but I can’t tell if the last bit was satire or not, about it “needing” to be a huge disaster… if it was serious, then it’s much less funny.

      Sep 24, 2009 at 6:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Paul
      Paul

      Last nights coming out on Glee was great!

      Sep 24, 2009 at 6:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sam
      sam

      lol i wish my comingout was a story to tell…

      Ijust found thegossip at school and told her to tell people. It’s notlike they couldn’t tell anyway haha

      Sep 24, 2009 at 7:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AlwaysGay
      AlwaysGay

      This is Bryan’s best video yet.

      Sep 24, 2009 at 11:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • FrancoisTrueFaux
      FrancoisTrueFaux

      What category does Mother’s Day brunch at my parents’ country club fall into?

      Sep 25, 2009 at 5:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael
      Michael

      Haha I came out about a month ago. I wore a pink shirt to school that said

      “I <3 Boys
      Who <3 Boys”

      hahaaha

      Sep 26, 2009 at 8:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Strepsi
      Strepsi

      Michael, you’re adorable. CONGRATS on coming out.

      Bryan Safi is also adorable and his vlog is always hilarious.

      Everyone on this post is adorable!

      Sep 27, 2009 at 6:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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