Listen Matt, I love you, I love what you do, it’s important, it’s serious…but gurlfriend …please….slap some muthafukin bronzer on yo face. SOMETHING. Bitch looks like Casper the fucking ghost calf put in a veal crate in a dark room.
You can be informative and have a summery shimmer; I promise it’s still totally professional.
Listen Matt, I love you, I love what you do, it’s important, it’s serious…but gurlfriend …please….slap some muthafukin bronzer on yo face. SOMETHING. Bitch looks like Casper the fucking ghost calf put in a veal crate in a dark room.
You can be informative and have a summery shimmer; I promise it’s still totally professional.