Illiterate Reader Sends Us Illiterate Message of Illiteracy / Queerty

No. 1 · audiored

from Crazy Man Emails Us Crazy Email of Craziness…

"we smell like Marc Jacobs cologne with the vaguest touch of cigarettes, coffee and sexiness."

i must put on my list of things to do 'get a sniff of the queerty boys'…

Posted: Feb 15, 2007 at 2:37 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]

No. 2 · Brandon

Text message spelling = the decline of the english language

Posted: Feb 15, 2007 at 2:41 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]

No. 3 · Ian Rahn

For you non-anglophone readers, the message could have read as follows if it were written in grammatically correct American English:

“You guys are all fags. He’s the best! If you think he’s an ass, you’re the one who needs mental help!”

The message is actually quite funny, if a tad off-putting! ;-) And no, I don’t agree with the, ahem, “writer.”

Posted: Feb 15, 2007 at 5:28 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]

No. 4 · FizziekruntNT

Hilarious! Agreed: Brandon and Ian have it.

Text message speak in HRM's special brand of shtreet=
truly crap communications…even if I do think Daniel Craig is still hot, he does need to just shut it and carry on. He could be at the bottom of the heap waiting tables at near 40. Ya cunt.

Posted: Feb 15, 2007 at 6:10 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]

No. 5 · robert

as well all know, the character of eliza doolittle is cockney, so she drops her h's. i'm really honing in on the accent.

"ello, 'ow are 'ou? would you like to go to 'artford? not stay here in this 'ell 'ole."

Posted: Feb 16, 2007 at 10:01 am · @Reply · [Flag?]

No. 6 · olivia

daniel craig is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo buff i love him soooooooooooooooooooooo much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

Posted: Feb 19, 2007 at 11:11 am · @Reply · [Flag?]

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