“I’m Straight,” Says Condi Gal Pal
Tongues were wagging last month when we biographer Glenn Kessler revealed Condoleezza Rice and “best-friend” Randy Bean own a mutual home. Now that the dust’s settled, Bean’s come out of the straight closet.
In an interview with Radar, the “radical liberal” filmmaker says:
Condi and I have been friends for 25 years. We co-own an investment property in Palo Alto. We do not share a home.
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The insult to my integrity is not that I’m gay but that I’m closeted. For the record, I’m straight. Anyone who knows me knows how strongly connected I am to my values and political beliefs. If I were gay, I’d be out, loud, and proud.
Bean also says queer speculations are “rumor-mongering at its least imaginative.”
Darling, we didn’t have to use our imagination. In fact, we did everything our power to supress it!
So why doesn’t someone ask her why the hell she’s best friends with a right wing lunatic? How can you be “radical” and support the Bush administration in any way, even with friendship? Bean gives me gas.
I know two women who have slept with her. I am not sure what the big deal is. This coudl be huge for lesbian rights if she came out!
“So why doesn’t someone ask her why the hell she’s best friends with a right wing lunatic?”
Because ex-hippies are some of the most right wing people you will ever meet. Clinton, Ben Stein, Mike Savage, etc.
Poor Condi will she ever get those fugly teeth fixed? She shouldn’t open Miller bottles with them at her age.
I think Condoleezzas teeth and that overbite would turn any one straight. Ouch!
so no more Casa de Rice & Bean ???
We wonder which one is the top? we suspect the old ugly one. BTW, speaking of the sapphic set: Washington whispers that Hillary Clinton, in order to avoind prosecutia for Whitewater and her other crimes, was forced to rim Janet “Butch” Reno! Furthermore, it is also said that Butch – known as a cruel top – refused to hose out or even bathe beforehand!
I can see the Craigslist ad that brought them together now: “Dirty Rice seeks Spicy Bean.”
We think CondomLisa is hot. At least she has decent legs/body and is not afraid to dress like a woman and show them off – unlike fat-ass “Tree-stump legs” Hillary Clinton who has never been seen in anything but pants since 1965. Frump Angela (how can a 50 year old look 80?) Merkel must also be hiding something scary under those pants.