Impressed By “Carlos Danger?” Get A Hot New Sexting Name Of Your Own

As if the name Anthony Weiner didn’t inspire enough punny headlines (“Weiner’s Second Coming” is a favorite), the eternally-embattled politician’s hook-up moniker “Carlos Danger” surely will (“Mother, May I Sleep With Carlos Danger” anyone? Speak up, Tori Spelling fans!). As we reported yesterday, the New Yorker who is currently seeking erection, pardon, election for the city’s mayor engaged in an online affair, complete with explicit messages and photos, with a 22-year-old woman who got in contact with Weiner after he resigned as Congressman in 2011.

Weiner sort of ‘fessed up to the allegations, offering “I said that other texts and photos were likely to come out, and today they have.” We get it, Tony. Old habits die hard and all, but “Carlos Danger?” Come on, Weiner, that name requires balls. It’s probably more than the guy who took these pics can live up to.

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